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The Princess and the Whimp

Rating = G
By = Kait (TI Name), Stina Lyra Latimora (CS Name)
Disclaimer = This is more a summary type thing for The Vampire Diaries. The Vampire Diaries is a work of L. J. Smith. I make no claim on the rights to The Vampire Diaries.
Description = It's a summary of The Vampire Diaries. It outlines some of the "complaints" people have made about VD characters. I mean no disrespect to the work, as it is one of my favourite stories. It is just a joke!

Elena was a princess one day,
And she saw Stefan and said "Hey, hey, hey!"
And Stefan said "Oh, it's only you! Goodbye!"
But he really thought, 'She's Katherine and Katherine had to die!'

Now Elena Vowed to him hers,
So she made up a man, and Jean-Claude is he.
And she set up many lures,
And named them all Plan B!

Now Stefan was whiny and a definite whimp
And Elena was all dopey-eyed
At the intelligence of a chimp

Now Stefan had a hidden secret.
He told Elena, but could she keep it?
And Stefan also had a brother,
Could he keep Elena from the other?

To be continued

Submitted By: Heidi



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