Chandler Quotes
Here are my Chandler quotes! I think he has the wittiest lines in the show!! This page is for my newest Chandler quotes that I find! If ya wanna read the old ones just Click Here
- CHANDLER: [Joey grabs a frying pan] Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a
good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't
a cartoon.
- CHANDLER: Hey, stick a fork in me, I am done.
PHOEBE: Stick a fork what?
CHANDLER: Like, when you're cooking a steak.
PHOEBE: Oh, OK, I don't eat meat.
CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?
PHOEBE: Well you know, you just, you eat them and you can tell.
CHANDLER: OK, then, eat me, I'm done.
- GIRL 2: Where's your baby?
CHANDLER AND JOEY: (running after bus) Ben! Ben! Ben!
CHANDLER: Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.
- CHANDLER: We have to assign heads to something.
JOEY: Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
- JOEY: Phoebe here with the cab yet?
CHANDLER: Yeah, she, she brought the invisible cab. . . hop in.
- CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that
I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean,
throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
- Chandler: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Chandler: (looking down) What gave me away?
- (They run to the living room where Monica has moved the chair back (Towards
the step), the coffee table forward (Towards the TV), and taped a square
outline on the floor.)
Chandler: Oh my God! Someone's killed Square Man!
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