STAN MARSH IS THE CUTE ONE.HE HAS A CRUSH ON WENDY TESTEBURGER,BUT PUKES WHENEVER SHE TALKS TO HIM.HE IS LIKE THE LEADER OF THE BOYS.HIS DAD IS A GEOLOGIST,AND HE PREDICTED THE VOLCANO THAT WAS GOING TO ERUPT.HE HAS AN UNCLE NAMED JIMBO THAT HAS A GUN SHOP AND HE TOOK THE BOYS ON A TRIP. ON THE TRIP STAN SHOT SCUZZLEBUTT.HE HAS A SISTER THAT BEATS HIM UP ALL THE TIME,AND HIS GRANDPA ASKES HIM TO KILL HIM.HE WAS A STAR QUERTERBACK FOR THE SOUTH PARK COWS.HE HAS A GAY DOG NAMED SPARKY,AND HE BEFRIENDED BIG GAY AL.STAN DRESSED UP AS RAGEDY ANDY FOR HALLOWEEN AND WAS LAUGHED AT BY ALL THE KIDS.