Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the reeper –Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey

Life’s a bitch, and then you die

You gotta die in creative ways

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you eat healthy, sleep well, and exercise, you still die

Death is the consequence of being alive

Death is God’s way of telling you not to be such a smart ass

This is only a test, if it were a real emergency you would be dead by now

Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired