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Ian's 3 P's: Preps, Pepsi, Punks

by Ian Dirt

My feelings on preps: preps suck. They are like minnows in a schoo. They all do exactly the same thing and have no personal thoughts to be avoided at all costs, if it can be helped. If you are forced into a situation with them and this particular person happens to be preppy, then yer choice is to then tell them that an article of clothing that they have on is "Faggy" and they will be so offended that 95% of the time they will leave you alone. Proper responses to prep comments are a necessity. If you are called a faggot, say "Please, we prefer to be called homosexuals". If one says "fuck you" say "Is that a promise or a threat?". If this is a confrontational prep, these strategies could back-fire and you could be faced with a potentially uncontrollable situation. But I guess that's your fault, now isn't it? (Insert legal disclaimer here) Farewell skunks.

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