One time, a long long time ago- before I learned how to tie my shoes, I was out riding my bike near my house, and up ahead I saw what I thought was just a little black garbage bag- but when I got closer I saw it move and I realized it was a skunk - right away I got all worried and shit that I was going to hit it and get sprayed- and so just as I started moving out of the way my shoelaces got all tangled up in the pedals on my bike and I fell right in front of it. As I sat there all tangled up I saw the little furry bastard begin to take aim. I got all crazy and shit and started to cry- and lucky for me this skunk did not like my pathetic little cries for help and it ran away. I was still stuck there for a good twenty minutes trying to untangle myself but I was not sprayed.
