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Walmart Revenge With A Dead Skunk

By Anonymous

O.k.- me and some friends are extremely against Walmart. We feel that big corporations such as Walmart ruin the nation's economy as well as putting local Mom and Pop stores out of business with their predatory pricing.

Here are some Walmart Fun Facts:

-Walmart has been convicted in court of selling pharmasuidial products lower than the prices that they pay for them, just to make 3 pharmacies in that area go out of business. They were fined $288,000.
-An investigative reporter from Dateline: NBC has documented proof that Walmart has used illegal child labor in Bangladesh to sell their "Made in the U.S.A." label for clothes.
-Sold handguns in their stores until '94, when a minor purchased a gun from Walmart and shot his parents to death with it. They presently sell handguns through catalogs.

But back to the story: My friends and I have made an organization called The Shining Vinyl Path. Our goal is to get Walmart to move away from our local communities, and to rethink their decision of building a mega-store about 20 miles where we live.

So- we attack Walmarts in the area about once a week or two with the combinations of the following:

-"barf bags"- specially made with love, put in places like on the carpet, in the stuffed animal section, etc.
-passing out "friendly fliers" to customers and to local business owners
-And the last, but best- dead, rotten, maggot-infested carcasses found on the roads.

What we do is: before actually getting to Walmart, we drive around looking for dead animals on the road. When we find them, we place them into trash bags and tie 'em up. We casually walk into the store with the trash bags in another store's bags in a Walmart shopping cart. When we make the "hit", we open the bags, so all of the greatness will be released.

Well, one time, about a week ago, we hit the jackpot- one squished, smelly, rotten, maggot-infested skunk in the road. YAHOO! We snatched him up and took him to Walmart about 1/2 hour away. Usual plan- we also had a squirrel with it and put him in the stuffed animal section. But about 5 minutes after that when we were just about to place the skunk in some towels, we heard "Security Isle D20"- so we thought we should leave.

A few days later, we heard from one of our spies. She worked at the Walmart we hit that night, and she said the local newspaper called Walmart up with some questions. ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL HIT! TAKE CARE! BOYCOTT WALMART!!!

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