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WELCOME TO...

Friday, August 27, 1999.

Hi everyone!
Thank-you so much for stoppin' by!!!

This is a picture of me!!!

Movies, music, and media don't kill people. Guns, knives, and fists kill people.

Evil is not made, it is BORN.
Hate is not trendy, it is CONSCIENCE.
Words are not jokes, they are LITERAL.
Feelings are not fake, they are JUSTIFIED.
Threats are not childish, they are REAL.
Punishment is not probation, it is PAYMENT.
Love is not dead, it is the REMEDY.
God is not insignificant, he is the HOPE.
Time is not short, it is RELEVANT.
Violent death is the end, it is also the BEGINNING.

"But there is a need of a superior power to overcome human prejudices, a power which nothing in the world of mankind can withstand and which will overshadow the effect of all other forces at work in human conditions. That irresistable power is the love of God. It is my hope and prayer that it may destroy the prejudice of this one point of distinction (racial color) between you (the colored and white races) and unite you all permanently under its hallowed protection"

-'Abdu'l-Bahá,
The Promulgation of Universal Peace, p.68

My name is Jeannine;
I am 19 years old (my birthday is December 11th -- don't forget that date); 5'8", 124 lbs; brown, shoulder-length, layered hair; baby blue eyes; slim with an athletic build. My background is mostly German . I've lived in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada all my life. I am currently in my third year at the University of Alberta!!! Consider the U of A for your post-secondary education! Ish good for da bean!

I am taking my BSc Specialization in Animal Biology, which will lead to jobs with animals (duh). When I graduate in 2001 I want to then study Criminology...you could say that I have a wide variety of tastes! If you have any suggestions about what courses I should take; or questions about life in university, please email me!Consider an education in Sciences! It's wicked!

"If it is not small enough to eat,
nor large enough to eat you,
and does not put a squawk about it,
MATE with it."
- Dr. D. L. Jamieson (1955)
upon being asked to define a Mating System.

I don't collect stamps or go fishing, but I do play acoustic guitar, rollerblade, weight-lift, go out to clubs with my boo, and hang around with my crew. We usually go for out for coffee, to a movie, or just hang out at someone's pad. We've made it a yearly tradition to go to Banff during the summer holidays.

I work for my father as an Office Assistant (a spiced-up name for a secretary).But it pays the bills!

Now I realize most of you think that Wayne Gretzky is mighty old-school now -- that there are better, faster, bigger players nowadays. And maybe there are.
But will they ever compare to a quarter of what Wayne Gretzky was when he was playing for the Edmonton Oilers?
I don't think they ever will.
Wayne Gretzky made hockey what it is today. In many overseas countries, North American Hockey is synonymous with The Great One. Sometimes when I'm in Germany and I meet new people and they ask where I'm from and I say "Edmonton," they say "oh, Great One play there many years."
He put E-town on the map, baby. He put the love for hockey in my heart, and in the hearts of many other rugrats my age who were be-dazzled by him.
I never had heroes while growing up -- mainly for the reason that heroes fail you at times. But now that I look back, I figure that Gretzky is the stuff that heroes should be. He's good of heart and strong in soul.

It is female sexuality that is humanity's greatest force.
- Camille Paglia

A Canadian
is someone
who possesses
the ability
to make love in a canoe.
- Richard Burton

I used to listen to heavy metal (Black Sabbath, Metallica, The Tea Party, yadda yadda) but that got a little depressing. Now I listen to stuff like Usher , Puff Daddy , Michael and Janet Jackson, U2, and so forth. Power 92 is the radio station that I listen to -- and you can go to their web site and actually listen to live broadcasts. They're a great radio station, give them a try (just click on the icon).

Shoutouts to: Rommel (my love), Che, Min, Vernon, The Belozer Clan, The Crew (you should know by now who you are), Jeremy, Jennifer, Neil, Denie, Vegeta, Akio, Luke, Jasper, Niklas, Leo, SunShinyDude, Ken, Joanne, stone cold, Dave, Mark, Chris, Clay, Keith, Caleb, Tony B., Sean H., Koko, everyone from The Park and ICQ, and all my budz from the U of A.
If I've forgotten you, please drop me a line and I'll be sure to add you (ooh, instant stardom...wow).

Hey, check out some pics of my pals HERE
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Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

If you are wondering where I came up with the title "Baby J's Crib", "Baby J" is what my fiance calls me *s*...I have no clue why. His name is Rommel
(aka Replay Boy), he's 21 years old, (Pinoy), and the best man/friend/boyfriend/fiance in the world . I love you, Brown Sugar!!!

"The boy is mine!"

Baby J & Repl@y Boy ... As Long As You Love Me
*s*


My favourite cartoon character is Tigger! Here is a little somethin' about him: I still snuggle up to my Tigger stuffie every night *s*
Description: A Very Bouncy Animal, about 23 inches tall. Very active and fun-loving. Looks like a tiger.
More Description: His top is made out of rubber, his bottom is made out of springs. He's bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
Address: 100 Acre Wood North, (Lives with Kanga and Roo).
Favorite Food: Extract of Malt. Very Fussy Eater. Known to hate hunny, haycorns, and thistles.
Favorite Things to Do: Bouncing! Bouncing! Bouncing!
Other Favorite Things: Playing detective, and doing what Tiggers do best!
Other Talents: Finding his way home in the fog. Locating lost friends.
Wonderful Thing About Tiggers: Tiggers are wonderful things!
The Most Wonderful Thing About Tiggers: "I'm the only one!"
Quotes and Sayings: "That's Re-dikorus.", "Hello, I'm Tigger. Hoo hoo hoo hewooo." "T-T-F-N, Ta Ta For Now!"

But you can't forget about Cartman from South Park!

I'm not fat! I'm festively plump!!! Isn't he a cutie?

In the name of love

A rock music fan dies and goes to heaven. He meets Jimi Hendrix, Cobain, Lennon, all of the great rock stars. He's being escorted around by St. Peter and he stumbles across Bono. He asks St. Peter: "I didn't know Bono was dead!" and St. Peters replies: "He's not. That's just God, he thinks he's Bono".
Bono is my favorite singer/songwriter (therefore, U2 is my favorite band). Not only is he a wicked poet...but he's cute too! I saw them in concert twice last June ...and I took lots of pictures that will eventually be posted here.
My sister has been listening to U2 since I was but a mere tadpole in the pool of life so I guess I caught on to them from her.
I love their songs because to each of them I can relate; whether the song is Pride, Desire, With or Without You, Angel of Harlem, or The Sweetest Thing -- each song holds a certain memory and a different way in which I relate to it.

I swear that U2 is like a fine, fine wine: they get better (looking) with age!!!

This is an alien from the movie Independence Day. He'll kick your ass if you don't sign my guestbook

Vvvrrrooooooom!

I love Harley Davidsons. Why? 'Cause they're an extremely powerful motorcycle, built-to-last, and they've been around for nearly a century (95 years to be exact). Besides I like to be heard and Harleys are known world-wide for their distinctive sound (I can't tell the difference between racing bikes, but you can hear a Harley a block away).

BUT...I have to admit...

This supersport bike is AMAZING! It's called a Hayabusa (and I think the name's neat too *L*). A local motorcycle dealer describes it as follows: "Suzuki's GSX-1300R Hayabusa This bike is actually named after a falcon, the fastest bird in the world. Combining (SRAD) Suzuki Ram Air Direct and the (TSCC) Twin Swirl Combustion Chamber, this bike is the closest contender for the "Fastest Street Bike in the World". Simply....fast!"
It is FAST! Exceeding over 320 km/h (which is 210 km/h faster than the maximum speed limit on the highways in Alberta) it is a very powerful bike. Everytime I mention that I want to get this bike to a guy they say "it's a 1300! You're not strong enough." Well mister, just watch me.

Beep beep!
My family comes from a province in Germany called Bavaria. If you have any knowledge of automobiles, you'll know that BMW is a German company and the cars are made in Germany. I find BMWs extremely gorgeous and practical vehicles because of their shape and price (they're not as expensive as Mercedes, but they perform better).
And BMWs are just another reason why I'm proud to be German. *s*

I just wanna thank all the people who have helped me get my website primed...you've all been a big help.
I wanna also thank Angelfire for providing me with the space to put this thing up.

Now I know this page is (utterly) pathetic, but with time it will improve (I hope!). So keep coming back because I update this page (and the links) every week! Ciao! Oh! And by the by, please SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!! (C'mon people! It is your only chance to thoroughly humiliate me!!!) Oops! *s* I'm emBARE-ASSED!

Did you know that on August 26, 580 A.D., toilet paper was invented by the Chinese??? It didn't reach the West for another 1000 years!!!

Never argue with an idiot.
People watching may have a tough time distinguishing who's who.
- Jeff B. Filby

Places you MUST to check out:

Baby J's Educational Experiences page (okay, it's NOT as boring as it sounds...*L*)
Baby J's Animal Page (Tuesday, June 22nd)
Baby J's joke page (updated Friday, July 2nd, 1999)
What I find neat (updated Saturday, April 17th, 1999)
The Secrets to Winning at Monopoly
Some pics of my pals and me (updated Friday, August 27, 1999)
In my opinion (updated Friday, April 23rd)
Baby Footprints A little baby-love (updated August 10th, 1998)
Learn some baby talk *s* (September 2nd, 1998)
The places this baby loves to go (updated January 4th)

Click HERE to go to some wicked links.


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There is perhaps no phenomenon
which contains as much destructive feeling
as moral indignation,
which permits envy or hate
to be acted out
under the disguise of virtue.
- German-born American psychiatrist and professor, Eric Fromm

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