You know you're obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer when:

- You unplug your phone during Buffy hour

- Your friends know all about the show even though they don't watch it

- You have at least one webpage about the show or about one of the cast members

- You make everyone call you Buffy or another character from the show

- You legally change your name to Buffy or another character from the show

- You insist on calling your librarian Giles

- You have every Buffy episode on tape

- You watch at least one Buffy episode every night

- You cancel any plans that interfere with Buffy hour

- You know more about every character in the show than you do about your friends

- You befriend a computer genius and insist on calling her Willow

- You only buy clothes that you've seen on the show

- You move to California and start searching for Sunnydale

- You start hanging out in the library hoping your librarian will tell you that you're the chosen one

- You burn down your school's gym and insist that it was filled with vampires

- When people in your city start going missing, you immediately think vampires

- You have stakes and crosses in your room and locker

- You always carry a stake with you, just incase

- You wear a claddagh ring and a silver cross necklace

- You stay up all night making a 'You know you're obsessed with BtVS' list