The last member of a species sighted by T-nui’k, the respected natural historian, died today in a hospital on the homeworld. The bipedal species had achieved a certain level of building skill in their time on Earth, and it was this that gave T-nui’k the clue that the planet was home to more than bacteria. He wrote that the inhabitants were "far more able than the worms of Titan." The creatures given us many sayings, not least of which is "to do a human," denoting an act of incredible stupidity in effort to seem more acceptable.

The Earth is now the domain of many lower life forms, and talks are underway to clear it for development.