You know what "Sike" means.
You know the profound meaning of "Wax On Wax Off".
You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack.
You know who Tina Yothers is.
You wanted to be a Goonie.
You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got int trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.
You know who Max Headroom is.
You ever wore Flourescent, neon clothing.
You could breakdance, or at least wished you could.
You wanted to dress like the Hulk at Halloween.
You believed that "By the Power of Greyskull," you HAD the POWER.
Partying "like it's 1999" seemed sooo far away.
You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
You wanted to be on StarSearch.
You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.
You owned a doll with "Xavier Roberts" signed on its butt, or knew someone who did.
You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
You HAD to have your MTV.
You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future"
You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."
You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids".
Punks actually "shocked" people
You knew "The Artist", when he was humbly called "Prince".
You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game.
You own any cassettes.
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from Pizza Hut, or any other stupid collection of glasses they came out with.
Poltergeist freaked you out.
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.
You ever had a Swatch Watch, or three.
You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman).
You had a crush on Bo Derek or Heather Locklear.
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You had WonderWoman or Superman underwear.
You know what a "Whammee" is.
You had a crush on Jon BonJovi, or knew someone who did.
You thought eating Reeses Peices would attract your own Alien.
Your name is Jennifer or Jason.
You have ever called 867-5309.
You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox on your wall.
You held the top score on PacMan.
You had MALL Hair.
You owned a T-Shirt that said, "I shot J.R." or know someone who did.
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