Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
Keep honking while I reload.
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, an amusement park.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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