Extreme Bumper Stickers

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

Keep honking while I reload.

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, an amusement park.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.