A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients. However, a little voice in his head said "Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you're the first...". This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, "... but they probably weren't veterinarians".
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach, when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough, she panics! The husband is also quite shaken, but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carry her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor. The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps, so he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. So, the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming, his frantic dash to the doctor, and the general panic, he just can't "rise" to the occasion. So, the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object. Naturally both agree, for the fear the wasp will do damage, so the doctor quickly undressed, smears the honey on himself, and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the man's wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw, but continues with vigor! The husband aks, "What the hell's happening?" To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the little bastard!"
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doc says "I bet you are a surgeon." She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your hands." "That's very clever" she says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist". "Wow, how did you guess?" "I didn't feel a thing"
Four surgeons were sitting around one day talking about the kinds of surgeries they like to do. The first one said "I like to operate on librarians. Everything inside is in alphabetical order". The second one said "I like to operate on accountants. Everything inside is numbered". The third one said "I like to operate on electricians. Everything inside is color coded". The forth one said "I like to operate on lawyers. They're spineless, heartless, gutless, & their heads & asses are interchangable"
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