IQ Test

Study each question carefully, then choose the answer that seems MOST correct (T or F) and mark an "X" (just like signing your name) in the box at the right.

1. A clitoris is a type of flower.

2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.

5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.

6. A G-string is part of a violin.

7. Semen is another word for sailor.

8. Anus is the latin word for "yearly".

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.

11. Masturbate is used to catch a large fish/

12. Kotex is a radio station in Bryan, TX.

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

16. A condom is an apartment complex.

17. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir at church.

18. A diaphram is a drawing in geomentry.

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government.

21. A lesbian is a person from the middle east.

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass

23. Pornography is the business fo making record albums.

24. Genitals are people of non-jewish faith

25. Douche is the Italian word for twelve.

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.

27. Ovaries are a french egg dish made with cheese.

28. Scrotum is a small planet near Venus.

29. "Cock" is a bird that crows in the morning.