1. What do Ginger Baker and canteen coffee have in common?
--They both suck without Cream.

2. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
--Just one, so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.

3. What is the difference between a chiropidist and Ginger Baker?
--A chiropidist bucks up your feet.

4. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
--Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.

5. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
--The knocking speeds up.

6. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
--He doesn't know when to come in.

7. How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
--Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

8. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
--Homeless.

9. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
--None: they have a machine to do that now.

10. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? --"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"