Heavenly Jokes of the Otaku (freak)((Obssesed anime fan))

• You have a whole wall of copied anime tapes and you've never watched any of them more then once ( if at all)
• You've learned the whole language of Japanese and you've never been taught it
• people know when you step into a room because they suddenly feel like a small cabit
• your continualy beging asked for taped anime tapes from people you don't even know!
• you know more Japanese phrases then english ones
• to keep from getting in trouble you tell your teacher/boss/employer when your mad at him that he's a Otaku baka ( meaning freakish fool)
• when you sppeel in Eenglish, it's terrible, (worst then mine) but when you do so in Japanese you create award winning novals
• you know more Japansese pick up lines then English ones
• You currently own more then one non dubbed or subbed anime video ( no translation at all!!!)
• While watching futurerama and the robots arms fell off you screemed Kusanagi !!! ( main charater from ghost in the shell, ripped her arms off by attempting to rip off a tank top)
• You say you like all anime, even the really bad one's like Orange Road, and Brother Dear Brother and other bad anime's
• You dress up in a $400 custom for dress up day's ... AND EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR FOR THAT MANNER

Sites

Main page
High schools united
Ranma

Just having some fun and decided, what would be better then this. I'm still meaning to put up a message board with all this stuff, but my memory is about as good as my attention spand. "look at the stupid bird, come here bird come here, hehehehehe " homer simpson