Odd jokes

you know your a cluts when

• You start to close your locker and you remember you forgot something so you put your head in and you close the locker on your head
• you ATTEMPT to push a pull door and end up smashing your head into the glass
• your walking beside some friends on a side walk side ways and you end up turning around just in time to wack your head into a telephone pole and fall in the mud of the side street
• you tie up both your shoes get up and fall and break your nose, you relize now that you tied both shoes together
• you try to phone one of your friends for 2 hours getting a busy signal untill you relize that you've been phoneing your home number
• your keyboard doesn't work, so you put your head under it, and push it out to get a better look, you lift your head up and hit it on the pushed out keyboard
• you always cut your self when using a knife
• you'll turn on the computer , then the monitor, and the screen won't display, so you