Case File #1969: Nail Ska'd Hands Members' Official Records

MIDDLE NAME: Richard

BIRTHDAY: March 10, 1981

FAV. BANDS: MU330, Five Iron Frenzy, Zion Youth Group, Sideshow Cafe, and Nester's Bad Habit

FAV. PASSAGE: Proverbs 3, 5, and 6

INTERESTS: Writing music, PRAYER, and rudegirls

COMMENT: ALL FOR JESUS!

MIDDLE NAME: Kevin

BIRTHDAY: Dec. 11, 1979

FAV. BANDS: The SKOI!DATS, Bad Manners, The Specials, Desmond Dekker, Prince Buster, The Skatellites, The Checkered Cabs, Judge Dread, The Clash, Let's Go Bowling, The Business, and THE DROPKICK MURPHY'S

FAV. VERSE: Ecclesiastes 5:4-7

INTERESTS: GOD, Old-School Ska, Skinhead Reggae, Oi!, and chasing Josh with dolls.

COMMENT: "It's a lot of work; If you didn't do it for God, who would you do it for?"

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Kittie...honorary member

MIDDLE NAME: Katte

BIRTHDAY: Dec. 16, 1981

FAV. BANDS: Alice Hates Me, Propagandhi, Anti-flag, Freeto Boat, Anti-Heroes, PNX, Op-Ivy, and Tu-Fu And The Amish-Crack-Whore.

INTERESTS: listening to music, shopping for my soon to be born son Bronchiole (joke), talking with Jesus, dancing in the back of underlit clubs, and lastly thinking up ways to annoy Andy.

COMMENT: I am SUCH an angel...

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Jason

MIDDLE NAME: Danger or Irony

BIRTHDAY: the day I was born

FAV. VERSE: The one about Jesus

FAV. BANDS: Mozart, as in Mozart, The crazy Hispanic band that yells at me, Tis Saint Fiziwitz Day In The Land of J., and My Big Toe Talks To Me in Pig Latin

INTERESTS: parading throughout the streets, pretending to be "Gus" the lovely chiminey sweep.

COMMENT: Perpetuinism tis the fugitive of all impotence and incompetance. In Latin If thou playeth the drumth speak.

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John

MIDDLE NAME: Scott

BIRHTDAY: August 14

FAV. VERSE: I never read the bible =)

FAV. BANDS: The Toasters, Skatellites, All-stonians

INTERESTS: listening/playing music

COMMENT: You're all so white!

Josh...honorary member

BIRTHDAY: November 8

FAV. VERSE: I Corrinthians 13... the whole chapter

FAV. BANDS: Rancid, Operation Ivy, Dog Wood, Squad Five-O

INTERESTS: God, Music, and Michelle: his beautiful girlfriend

COMMENTS: "I have no comment at this time."

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