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The Funny Side of the Force

Top 16 Lines from the Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be Improved If You Substitue Key Words for "Pants"

16. Lando Calrissian: "We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down!"

15. Han Solo: "The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts."

14. Darth Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing.."

13. Admiral Motti: "These pants contain the Ultimate Power in the Universe. I suggest we use it."

12. Lando Calrissian: "Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!"

11. Luke Skywalker: "I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home."

10. Imperial Mook: "TK-421.. Why aren't you in your pants?"

9. Darth Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pants!"

8. Han Solo: "You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark."

7. Han Solo: "Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants."

6. Lando Calrissian: "That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!"

5. Darth Vader: "A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master."

4. Han Solo: "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."

3. Han Solo: "Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, Your Highness."

2. Darth Vader: "Luke..Help me..take my pants off.."

And The #1 Line from the Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be Improved If You Substitute Certain Key Words for "Pants"..

Greedo: "Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser."

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