This Page Consists Of All Austin's Favourite Quotes

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McMahon, you remind me of a jack@ss! You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile?

*Okay, Bret, you hooked your little Sharpshooter, I'll give you that. But on your best day, which was WrestleMania, you still couldn't get the job done!--to Bret Hart after Wrestlemania 13

*And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!"

Austin 3:16 says "I just Whipped your Ass" (Click on it to Download)

(note: the phrase Austin 3:16 comes from when Austin was feuding with Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Roberts was always talking about how he gave up on drugs because he found God. Austin changed "John 3:16" to "Austin 3:16", mocking Jake.)

*I'm gonna open a keg of whup @ss and serve it to everyone in the WWF!"

*Big Men, Small Men, Fat Men, Skinny Man, even Men with glasses, I am gonna Whip all your @sses!"

"I'm gonna have fun with this... instead of chopping of the snakes head , I'm gonna start at the snakes ass! And the snakes ass of the Hart Foundation is Brian Pillman, if there ever was one."

"You call yourself a gorilla, but you come out here and hee-ha like a jack-ass."

"You can damn well bet your bottom dollar son"

You ask and ask just like a jack@ss

"If I can't beat Owen hart at summer slam after the match when he pins me 1 2 3 if that happens he can pull down his trunks, pull down his little panties bend over and I'll kiss him right on his ass in front of the world. Put that in the contract that's the bottom line I'll kiss his ass if I can't kick it. That's the way it's gonna be."

"You give me the match on April 20th against Bret the Hitman Hart and I'll save your ass, but you gotta give me the Hitman's ass or the bottom line is: you can kiss my ass."

"And here it is, one of these days, I'm gonna look down at your grave, and it's gonna say 'Here lies Bret the Hitman Hart, the biggest piece of crap that ever walked the face of the earth, and the reason he's layin' here is because Steve Austin whipped his pink and black ass' and that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so."

"You better consider it an honor that I don't come out there and stomp your little guts in."

"You say that you've been screwed by Gorilla Monsoon, Shawn Michaels, The World Wrestling Fedaration, and Vince McMahon. Well Bret I'm not bringing a condom to the ring. When I get in the ring with you I'm going to kick you ass! And thats the bottom line 'cause Stone Cold said so."

*I want you to blow it out your ass!--to Jim Ross

*Vince, you can get that stupid look off your face or I'll stomp your ass in the ground.--to Vince McMahon

*If Stone Cold says he can wrestle son, he can...and that's an order.--To Sgt. Slaughter

*You're a 100% piece of crap!--to Jim Ross after he gave Ross a Stone Cold Stunner

*Whether it's legal or illegal, someone's gonna get their ass whipped!

*You can shut your fat ass up doc, I told the whole world I'd be in Louisville, and everybody knows Stone Cold says what Stone Cold wants to do!--to Dok Hendrix

*I ain't respectin' nobody in this ring and that's the bottom line!--to Vince and Sgt. Slaughter

*You come out here and say this is an order and that's an order!. Hell, I can look at you son and the only thing you've been ordering is a whole bunch of damn cheesburgers!--to Sgt. Slaughter

*Like you're supposed to be concerned about my welfare. By the way they're (WWF) paying me while I'm hurt, pretty soon I'll be on welfare!--to Sgt. Slaughter and Vince

*You talk about me deliverin' the Intercontinental title? The only thing that I'll deliver is a big can of whoop ass right to your front door!--to Sgt. Slaughter

I appreciate the WWF being concerned for me...I appreciate..that damn you can kiss my ass!--what Stone Cold said before he Stone Cold Stunned Vince McMahon!

You might as well know right now if you try that bigshot routine with me I'll knock your head off!--to Vince

You can bring your little paper (waiver absolving WWF of any liability to Stone Cold for injuries) out here...maybe I'll sign it or maybe I'll shove it right up your ass!--to Vince

You can put your little hand back in your pocket, or wipe your ass with it!--to Vince when Vince offered his hand to agree that Stone Cold will get a match with Owen Hart for the Interncontinental Title if Stone Cold will sign a Liability Release form for the WWF if he is injured.

It ain't a race thing or a color thing, it's a me kickin' your ass thing and that's the bottom line!--To Farooq

I got a couple of challenges for you, I challenge you to get yourself a decent haircut!--To Rocky Maivia

Since you're a piece of crap, I challenge you to flush yourself down the kimode!

You don't suck because these people say you suck, you suck because Stone Cold said so and that's the bottom line!

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