Written by: Larry David and Larry Charles Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: October 7, 1992 for the first time. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jessica Lundy (As Naomi), Brian Doyle-Murray (As Mel, the Bubble Boy's dad), and John Hayman (As the Bubble Boy).

[Setting: Jerry's Apartment]

(Jerry and Naomi, his girlfriend, enter)

JERRY: Well, this is it.

NAOMI: This is nice. Thanks again for the Chinese food.

JERRY: Oh, you're welcome. You know I think I ate too much of that garlic.

NAOMI: Yeah, me too.

JERRY: No, I ate the whole plate. I didn't know those little things were garlic.

NAOMI: (Laughs in her obnoxious style) Oh, you know what? I think Naked Gun is on. I've seen it. I laughed through that whole thing. You wanna watch?

JERRY: No! (Realizing his rejection was a little strong) I mean, I don't think so.

NAOMI: I thought you liked to laugh. I thought you uwere happy-go-lucky.

JERRY: No, nah, I'm not happy, and I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything I'm sad-stop-unlucky. (Naomi laughs. Jerry can't stand it) That's not funny Naiomi. I didn't mean to be funny there.. Why don't you check the TV guide. I think uh, Holocaust is on.

(Jerry checks his answering machine messages. The first one is George's)

GEORGE: (On phone) Jerry, it's George. Hey, hey are you all set foe the week end. This is going to be great. You're going to have a great time with Naomi. All right, you know she's got that laugh. (Jerry frantically tries to stop the playing message by pushing buttons) What did you say? "It's like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer"? AAnyway, i was thinking we would take two cars up to the cabin and that way if one of wanted to stay you know-

(Jerry rips the answering machine's cords out of the wall)

JERRY: (Still holding it) This thing has never worked right.

NAOMI: (Deeply offended) You think I laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer?

JERRY: Well, first of all: Elmer Fudd is one of the most beloved internationally known cartoon characters of all time. "I'm going to kill that cwazy wabbit ... ha ha." Come on. Not only that, a juicer is one of the healthiest ways.. (Naomi storms out) it makes the juice.. extracts the pulp and the vitamins, for long life and vitality..

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]

JERRY: How could you leave a mesage like that on my machine?

GEORGE: Well, how could you just play your message in front of anybody?

JERRY: Because I didn't think anyone would leave it!

GEORGE: Well, I didn't think anyone would play it!

JERRY: Well, now she's not going away for this weekend.

GEORGE: What do you mean not goin'? We got plans here! Call her up.

JERRY: (Giving up on Naomi) Well, it's better anyway. I mean really - what was going to happen? I'm a comedian. How can I go out with a girl with a laugh like that? It's like Coco Chanel goin' out with a fish monger. (George gives Jerry a look saying he does not get the joke. Jerry tries to explain it) Cause she's with all the perfumes and a fish mongers a pretty bad smell..

GEORGE: Well, maybe you should ask Elaine.

JERRY: Yeah but if I ask Elaine, Kramer will feel slighted.

GEORGE: Oh no, no. Don't say anything to Kramer. Susan can't stand him. He vomited all over her.

JERRY: Yeah.. wait a minute do you smell smoke? (Kramer enters puffing on a cigar) Ah, Kramer.

KRAMER: (In an Irish accent) Hello boys, top of the morning to ya. What d'ya say? What d'ya be?

JERRY: Will you put that thing out before you start another fire? (To George) You had to give him a box of cigars..

KRAMER: So, what are you guys doin this weekend?

JERRY: Uh..

GEORGE: uh uh, we're uh..

KRAMER: Because I'm going to e playing golf at the Westchester Country Club. (Arches his brow) Hum

JERRY: Westchester? Isn't that a private club?

KRAMER: Oh, that's right buddy. It's private. It's very private. But I met the pro at the golf shop up on 49th St., and I gave him one of these Cubans and he invites me up to play a free round. Then he says anytime I lay one of these babies on him it's going to be the same deal. (Laughs to himself) Isn't that beautiful?

JERRY AND GEORGE: Ye, hu, um yeah..

KRAMER: Man, I'm going to be hitting the links all weekend. (Sizes up an imaginary ball, and hits it - pantomiming the entire thing) Foooo.. (All three look out in the direction of where Kramer hit the imaginary ball)

GEORGE: Gee, that's too bad.

JERRY: Too bad.

KRAMER: Why? What wa-?

GEORGE: (To Jerry) Well, they got any golf courses up there?

JERRY AND GEORGE: (Dismissing) No, no, no, no..

GEORGE: That's pie country.

JERRY: Yeah

GEORGE: They do a lot of baking up there..

JERRY: They sell them by the side of the road.

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Monk's Coffee Shop]

ELAINE: I don't know.

JERRY: Come on. I don't want to tag along with George and Susan. If you're there it will be a better group.

ELAINE: (Pointing to a picture Jerry's holding) What's that?

JERRY: Ah, it's an autographed picture for my dry cleaner. I don't know what to write on these things. I hate doin' this..

ELAINE: (Reading what Jerry has written on the picture) "I'm very impressed."? ..Ah you mean "pressed" caus' its like a dry cleaner?

JERRY: Yeah. See, that's why I hate it. So, come on, you going to go?

ELAINE: Well, what about the sleeping arrangements in the cabin?

JERRY: Well, um same bed and uh, underwear and a tee shirt.

ELAINE: What about me?

JERRY: (Joking around) You'll be naked, of course.

ELAINE: Uh, thats..

(A man, Mel, approaches the table from the bar)

MEL: Excuse me, Jerry Seinfeld?

JERRY: Yeah?

MEL: My name's Sange. Mel Sanger. I drive that truck out there. (Points off camera to the outside of the diner. Jerry and Elaine both look in the direction)

JERRY: (Talking about the logo on the side of the truck) Oh, the Yoo Hoo? I love Yoo Hoo.

MEL: It's a fine product. Anyway, I saw you on the Tonight Show a couple of weeks ago. I was watching the show with my son, Donald. He's got this rare immune deficiency in his blood. Damnedest thing. Doctors say he has to live in a plastic bubble. Can you imagine that? A bubble.

JERRY: A bubble?

ELAINE: A bubble?

MEL: Yes, a bubble!

MEL: (Goes to sit with them) Do you mind? May I?

ELAINE: (MOving over to make room for Mel) Oh, sure.

(Mel sits down)

MEL: Ah, It'd break your heart seein' him in there. He's like a prisoner. No friends - just his mother and me. And I'm out there six days a week haulin' Yoo Hoo We have sacrificed everything. All for our little (Near tears, he pauses) bubble boy.. (Breaks out, weeping) Excuse me, I-

(Elaine gets some napkins from the dispenser)

ELAINE: Here (Hands some to Mel, then another to Jerry. As Elaine and Mel are dabbing their eyes, Jerry uses the napkin to wipe his mouth. He is uneffected by Mel's story)

MEL: (Collecting himself) Excuse me. Anyway, we were watching you on TV-

JERRY: (Interrupting) You get in the bubble with him?

MEL: No. He can see through the bubble. It's plastic.

JERRY: Oh, I thought it was like an igloo.

MEL: No, it's clear.

JERRY: Ah, ha.

ELAINE: Who has the remote?

MEL: He does.

ELAINE: The remote goes through the bubble?

MEL: Yeah, he's in the bubble with the remote.

JERRY: So, you have no control over the remote?

MEL: No. It's frustrating.

ELAINE: Yeah, of course, yeah.

MEL: So anyway, you're his favourite comedian. He laughed so hard the other night we had to give him an extra shot of hemoglobin.

JERRY: (Fake enjoyment) That's nice!

MEL: Tomorrow is his birthday, and it would mean so much to him if you could find it in your heart ta' pay him a visit and just say hello..

JERRY: (Trying to turn Mel down) Hu, well, tomorrow, I..

ELAINE: (Scolding) Jerry! (To Mel) Of course he'd pay him a visit. (To Jerry, Smiling) You'd be happy to.

JERRY: Yeah, uh, Ok, uh, tomorrow uh, where do you live, uh, up town? Upper west side?

MEL: Up state.

JERRY: (Again, mock enjoyment) Up state! Hummm..

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]

JERRY: (To George and Susan) He's a bubble boy. GEORGE: A bubble boy?

JERRY: Yes. A bubble boy.

SUSAN: What's a bubble boy?

JERRY: He lives in a bubble.

GEORGE: Boy!

SUSAN: So, what kind of a bubble? Like, an igloo?

JERRY: No, that's what I thought but apparently it's just a big piece of plastic dividing the room.

SUSAN: Oh.

GEORGE: What kind of plastic do you think it is? What do you think, like, that dry cleaning plastic?

JERRY: That's no good. He wouldn't last ten minutes in there. Anyway, what can I do? I promised I'd go visit him tomorrow. It's his birthday. I can't go to the cabin.

SUSAN: Well, where does he live?

JERRY: I don't know, up state, Falls, somethin' (Hands her a napkin with the address written on it)

SUSAN: Wait a minute, This is right on the way to the cabin.

GEORGE: All right, beautiful, so you stop in. Ya, ya visit the bubble boy for twenty minutes and then we can go.

JERRY: You think we can do it?

SUSAN: I know exactly where this is. You can just follow us.

JERRY: Oh, great. Ok we'll be goin' away. I think I'm excited.

SUSAN: I'm excited. Oh, you're going to love this cabin. My grandfather built it in 1947. It's, it's incredible.

GEORGE: Alright, there you go. It's a '47 cabin, all right. So, we'll see you tomorrow?

JERRY: OK.

(Kramer enters with golf bag, clubs and outfit, smoking a cigar)

KRAMER: (Poses) Well?

GEORGE AND JERRY: Very nice, very nice, nice..

(Susan recoils at his presence)

KRAMER: Well, I'm off to the links.

GEORGE AND JERRY: Yeah..

KRAMER: (To Susan) Listen, I want to thank you for the invite up state. I'm sorry I can't make it.

SUSAN: The what?

GEORGE: (Getting nervous, he tries to rush Susan out) Nothing, uh lets get going. Come on.

SUSAN: Did you..

GEORGE: No, no, we'll talk about it later.

SUSAN: (Pointing at Kramer's cigar) Is that one of the cigars my father gave you?

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's car]

(Jerry and Elaine are riding in his car, following George and Susan in George's car)

ELAINE: Hey, what's with George and Susan? Does he actually like her?

JERRY: Ah, I don't know if he likes her as much as he likes it.

ELAINE: (Imitating Jerry's mock enjoyment) Oh, that's nice!

JERRY: (Notices George is over the speed limit) What's he doing? What is his hurry?

ELAINE: Well, you know George. It's not enough to get there. you gotta make good time.

JERRY: I know. He once went from West 81st Street to Kennedy Airport in 25 minutes. I never heard the end of it.. Look at him. (Scene shows George zooming along the highway)

(Scene cuts to George's car. Susan's distracting George with various actions)

GEORGE: Would you stop that please. Would you just stop that?

SUSAN: Why?

GEORGE: ..Just sit in your seat over there. You're distracting me. (She obediently shifts back into her seat) We're making incredible time here. I once went from west 81st Street to Kennedy Airport in, uh, 15 minutes. (Chuckles) Here hold this. It's ten dollars for the tolls. (Hands her a bill)

(Scene cuts back to Jerry's car)

JERRY: What's he doing? Is he out of his mind? Do you see him? I don't even think I see him anymore. Where is he?

ELAINE: (Pointing) Isn't that blue car him?

JERRY: No, no that's not him. What happened to him? I can't believe it. I lost him. That stupid idiot. Now what are we going to do?

ELAINE: It's no big deal, Jerry. We'll just meet him at the bubble boy's house.

JERRY: I don't even know where the bubble boy lives! I don't even remember the name of the town.

ELAINE: Wha-,you don't have the directions?

JERRY: No, I was following him. (Gestures ahead)

ELAINE: How could you not take the directions?

JERRY: Because, HE'S my directions!

(Scene cuts back to George's car)

SUSAN: I don't see them George..

(Back to Jerry's car)

JERRY: (Ranting) we make all these plans - he goes a hundred miles an hour - the whole weekend's over - incredible - just like that!

ELAINE: Poor little bubble boy. He's sitting there waiting for you in his bubble, or igloo thing or whatever..

JERRY: I don't know what to do. I don't know where I am!

ELAINE: (Points) Just get off at this exit. We'll figure somethin' out.

(Final cut to George's car)

SUSAN: We lost them. Do you know that?! We lost them!

GEORGE: It's not my fault. Seinfeld can't drive! How hard is it to follow somebody?

SUSAN: Well, now what are you going to do?

GEORGE: It's fine, we'll just meet him at the bubble boy's house.

SUSAN: Does he have the address?

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]

(Kramer enters and picks up a piece of paper from the counter. The answering machine turns on)

JERRY: (Through answering machine) Leave a message. I'll call you back, thanks.

NAOMI: (Leaving a message) Hi, Jerry, it's Naomi. Listen, if it's not too late, I've changed my mind. I'd like to go to the cabin.

KRAMER: Wait, wai.. (Quickly picks up the phone) Yeah. Hello! Hi, Aw, this is Kramer. Yeah, I'm the next door neighbor. Aw, well, you know, Jerry's left, uh, but listen, yeah, see my golf game got cancelled. Uh, I'm thinkin' of going up myself.. They got pies, and I got the directions right here.

(Scene cuts to Kramer's car. He's driving with Naomi in the passenger seat)

KRAMER: So then, I drive all the way up to the Country Club and then I find out they got a tournament goin' on. (Goes to light his cigar) Do you mind if I smoke?

NAOMI: No.

KRAMER: These are Cubans. (In a spanish accent) Maria, poquendo los scientos de estes con gleam.

(Naomi laughs, Kramer reacts)

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Outside the Bubble Boy's house]

GEORGE: I don't know if this is the house. (Looks around) I don't see Jerry's car anywhere. (Susan kisses him) Stop, would you quit it. Maybe someone is going to see us here.

SUSAN: So what? You are such a prude.

GEORGE: Hey, I am not a prude, sweetheart. I swing with the best of them.

SUSAN: Come on, lets go in.

GEORGE: What?

SUSAN: Well, we should at least tell them what happened. They might be very late if they make it at all.

GEORGE: (Getting nervous) I can't go in there. I can't face the bubble boy.

SUSAN: What's the matter?

GEORGE: I just don't react well to these situations. My grandmother died two months early because of the way I reacted in the hospital, she was getting' better. And then I went to pay her a visit. She saw my face - BOOM! That was the end of it.

SUSAN: We're goin' in. Come on. (Starts to walk toward the house)

GEORGE: Susan, please.. (Grabs her, trying to hold her back)

SUSAN: George. Stop.

GEORGE: Would you wai-

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Highway diner]

(Jerry and Elaine enter)

JERRY: (Ranting) Can't believe how a little thing like George going too fast - how my whole weekend is gone - the plans, packing.. everything.

ELAINE: Your whole weekend? What about the bubble boy?

JERRY: Why do you keep bringing up the bubble boy? You don't have to mention the bubble boy? I know about the bubble boy. I'm aware of the bubble boy. Why do you keep reminding me about the bubble boy? (Elaine, not appreciating the humor in Jerry's mockery, stares at him while blowing a bubble with her bubble gum. A waitress approaches them) I'll have a cup of coffee, and a turkey club.

WAITRESS: (To Elaine) How about you?

ELAINE: I'll just have a glass of water.

JERRY: (Whispers) You can't just have water.

ELAINE: Why not? That's all I want.

JERRY: Well, this is not like a park bench where you just come in and sit down. It's a business.

WAITRESS: (To Jerry) Hold it a second. Don't you play on TV?

JERRY: Oh. no.

ELAINE: Yes! Yes. You saw him on TV. (Smiles at Jerry)

WAITRESS: (To Jerry) What's your name?

ELAINE: Jerry Seinfeld.

JERRY: (Pleading) Elaaaiinne..

WAITRESS: Garry Seinfield! I saw him on the Tonight Show.

ELAINE: Right! Hey, wouldn't you like an autographed picture?

WAITRESS: Oh? (Laughs)

JERRY: Uh, I don't have anymore pictures Elaine.

ELAINE: (To waitress) He's lying. They're in the trunk. (Takes out Jerry's keys, then regards him mischeviously) Now you get to sign another one.

JERRY: (To waitress) I'm not lying.

ELAINE: (On her way out) Yeah, he is. (Leaves)

JERRY: (To waitress) She'll have a cup of coffee and a broiled chicken.

(Scene ends)
[Setting: The Bubble Boy's house]

(Mr. and Mrs. Sanger, George, and Susan are all sitting in the living room)

MRS. SANGER: You see it's not really a bubble. A lot of people think it's an igloo. But it's really just a plastic divider.

(George and Susan both nod. A long pause passes)

GEORGE: Can you uh, go in the bubble?

MRS. SANGER: Well, you have to put so many things on because of the germs.

MEL: The gloves. The mask. Tt's a whole production.

GEORGE: So then, he makes his own bed?

MRS. SANGER: well, that's one of the things we fight about.

MEL: Would you like to meet him?

GEORGE: (Trying to get out of it) Uh, well, you know..

MRS. SANGER: He loves games. Maybe you could play Trivial Pursuit with him.

BUBBLE BOY: (Yelling out from another room) Hey, Ma! What the hell do I got to do to get some food around here?! I'm starvin'. And if it's peanut butter, I'll shove it in your face.

(Mrs. Sanger laughs nervously infront of her guests)

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Highway diner]

(Elaine enters with a picture)

ELAINE: (Laughing, waving the photo) One picture left in the trunk.

JERRY: (Signs the photo; Heavily sarcastic) Uh, thanks! This is fun! This turned out to be a great weekend.

ELAINE: Where's my water?

JERRY: (Forshadowing, smiling to himself) Oh, it's comin'. (To waitress, handing her the autographed picture) Here ya' go.

WAITRESS: (Accepts) Thanks.

ELAINE: What'dya write?

WAITRESS: (Reading it) "There is nothing's finer than being in your diner."

ELAINE: (Chuckles to herself) "There is nothing's finer than being in your diner."?

JERRY: No good?

ELAINE: This is what you came up with?

JERRY: Well..

ELAINE: That is so lame. Jerry, people are going to be reading that for the next twenty years and laughing at you.

JERRY: (Having second thoughts) Yeah, yeah, you're right. (To waitress) Excuse me, excuse me. would you mind? I'd like to take the picture back. I'm not happy with what I wrote.

WAITRESS: It's good. I like it.

JERRY: No, believe me it's not good. I'll mail you a new one with something really funny written on it.

WAITRESS: Well, when you mail me a new one I'll send you back this one.

JERRY: No, look, you don't understand. I, I want the picture.

WAITRESS: (Sarcastic) Right! (Walks off)

(Scene ends)
[Setting: The Bubble Boy's room]

(George and Susan are being introduced to the bubble boy - Donald)

MRS. SANGER: This is Donald.

GEORGE: Hi.

SUSAN: Hello.

DONALD: (In a harsh tone) Who are you? Where's Seinfeld?

MRS. SANGER: (To Donald) He's on his way. These are his friends.

DONALD: (To George) What are you lookin' at?! Never seen a kid in a bubble before?

GEORGE: 'Course I have. Come on. My cousin's in a bubble. My friend Jeffrey's, uh, sister, also.. you know ..bubble. I got a lot of bubble experience. Come on..

DONALD: (To Susan) What's your story? SUSAN: I, I have no story.

GEORGE: She works for NBC.

DONALD: (To Susan) How 'bout taking your top off?

MRS. SANGER: (Scolding) Donald, behave yourself.

DONALD: Come on.

MRS. SANGER: I know, I know, why don't you play a game of Trivial Pursuit?

GEORGE: (Checking his watch) Well, you know, we gotta been running because of the..

DONALD: (Challenging George) What? Are you afraid?

GEORGE: Humph, no, uh, it's just that..

DONALD: I'm going to kick your ass!

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Highway diner]

(Jerry's still pestering the waitress for the autographed picture)

JERRY: Look, I was nice enough to give you the picture. I don't like what I wrote. I don't want it up there. Now please, just give it back to me.

WAITRESS: (Annoyed) You are really startin' to get under my skin.

JERRY: I want that picture.

WAITRESS: Well, you can't have it! In fact, maybe you better just pay your check and get out.

(Camera quickly sets on Elaine eating her chicken. Then back to Jerry)

JERRY: I'm not paying for anything until I get that back.

WAITRESS: Well, you ain't getting' it back.

JERRY: Well, maybe I'll just take it back! (Hits the picture, which is now hanging on the wall)

ELAINE: This chicken is really good.

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Donald's room]

(Susan, George, and the Bubble Boy are all playing Trivial Pursuit)

DONALD: Ok, History. This is for the game. (Taunts George) How ya doin' over there? Not too good!

GEORGE: All right bubble boy. Let's just play.. (Picks up one of the cards, and reads it) "Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?"

DONALD: That's a joke. The Moors.

GEORGE: Oh, Nnoooo, I'm so sorry. It's the Moops! The correct answer is: The Moops.

DONALD: Moops? Let me see that. (Takes the card from George) That's not Moops, you Jerk! It's Moors. It's a misprint.

GEORGE: I'm sorry, the card says Moops.

DONALD: (Shouting) It doesn't matter! It's the Moors. There's no Moops.

GEORGE: It's Moops.

DONALD: Moors!

GEORGE: Moops!

DONALD: Moors!

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Susan's Father's cabin]

(Kramer and Naomi stand outside)

KRAMER: Hey, anybody home?

NAOMI: What should we do?

KRAMER: (Holds out some boxes) Huh, hold these pies. (Naomi takes the pies off Kramers hands. He slides a front window open, and falls through - making it to the inside)

(Scene ends)
[Setting: The Bubble Boy's room]

(Donald is now strangling George)

GEORGE: Help, someone!

DONALD: There's no Moops, you idiot!

SUSAN: Stop it. Let go of him!

(Mr. and Mrs. Sanger rush in)

Mrs. SANGER: Donald, stop it! Now, let go of him, Donald. Donald!

DONALD: I'm going to kill him!

Mrs. SANGER: Donald.. Donald..

DONALD: Moors! Say Moors!

Mrs. SANGER: Donald, no! Stop it..

(Susan bursts the buble. A hissing sound fills the room as Donald's hand limply leaves George's throat)

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Highway diner]

(The waitress is strangling Jerry and the cook is grabbing him. Elaine is desperately grabbing the cook)

JERRY: What are you doing?! You're choking me? Elaine!

WAITRESS: Are you going to pay for that?

JERRY: No, I want the picture back!

(An angered man enters, declairing)

MAN: Something's happened to the bubble boy. They're rushing him to the hospital!

WAITRESS: (Releases Jerry) What?

JERRY: The bubble boy? He lives around here?

MAN: That's his house, right down the road.

MAN #2: He got in a fight with some guy.

MAN #3: What kind of person would hurt the bubble boy?

MAN #2: Some little bald guy from the city.

MAN #1: Vern, Page, Preston, don't you think we ought to do somethin'?

(Elaine and Jerry quickly exit the forming mob)

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Susan's Father's cabin]

KRAMER: (Yelling out to her from another room) Naomi, come on let's get goin'.

NAOMI: (Entering the living room) But that lake must be freezing.

KRAMER: Nah, it's good for ya'. Retards the aging process.

NAOMI: Ready to go swimming?

KRAMER: (Sees her, he reacts) Let's go. OK. (Kkramer leaves his lit cigar next to a stack of newspapers. Naomi laughs as they both exit the cabin)

(Scene ends)
[Setting: The outside of the bubble boy's house]

(Jerry and Elaine meet up with George and Susan. The flashing lights of an ambulance shows on the house)

GEORGE: Jerry, what happened to you?

JERRY: What happened to you?! You were going like a hundred miles an hour.

GEORGE: I was not! The bubble boy was trying to kill me. Susan, tell him.

SUSAN: It's a long story.

(Some medics are wheeling Donald out on a stretcher)

DONALD: (Yelling) Hey, Seinfeld!

JERRY: Hey, Happy Birthday.

ELAINE: Hi.

DONALD: Thanks for showing up. You know, your friend here tried to kill me!

GEORGE: Oh, you lying little snot! And he's a cheater! Aren't ya' you little twerp?

DONALD: Moors!

GEORGE: Moops!

DONALD: Moors!

(The mob shows up from the street)

MAN #1: There's the guy that tried to kill the bubble boy! Get him!

GEORGE: (Quickly pushing everyone to run) Go, go, get out..

(All four take off running)

(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's car]

(Once again, they're on their way to the cabin. Sirens fill the air)

JERRY: Fire engines?

(Cut to George's car)

GEORGE: Must be a big one..

(Scene cuts to all four in the woods, hiking their way to the cabin)

SUSAN: Do you smell something?

JERRY: Yeah, smoke.

GEORGE: Yeah, (Coughs) Definite smoke.

ELAINE: Argh, look at the fire! (Cough)

JERRY: Holy cow! look at that!

SUSAN: It's my father's cabin!

ELAINE: The cabin is on fire!

(Everone, but George, is stunned)

GEORGE: (To Susan) I just realized: Ya' never gave me back the change from the toll..

ELAINE: How could this have happened?

(Kramer and Naomi come out of the woods in their bathing suits)

KRAMER: (Singing) ..Wild funky mountain man..

NAOMI: Oh, my God. The cabin?

JERRY: What are you two doin' here?

NAOMI: Look at that!

JERRY: (To Kramer) You didn't (Makes motion like he's lighting a cigar)

KRAMER: (Running to the burning cabin) My Cubans!