Seth's Quotes
Here's some quotes we found on the net and from his movies. Too bad we couldn't fit anymore!!!!!
- Oh, no, see, practice. See, our band's kinda movin to this new sound where... we suck, so... practice
- Scott: I like animals...maybe I'd be a vet [Dr. Evil: an **evil** vet?] Scott: NO! Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo. [Dr. Evil: an **evil** petting zoo?] Scott: you always do that!!!
- Damn woman! Why you gotta be such a ragin bitch!?!
- I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
- No, I'm just chillin while those two hoes over there decide who gets to knock the boots!
- Watch me g!
- I mean people. They say here that 92 percent of the hunnys at UCLA are sexually active. 92 percent of women in Los Angles at UCLA walkin around goin class or sex what shall I do! 92 percent yo! You know what that means. That means I gotta 92 percent chance at embarrassin myself! I roll up on that shorty and be like sup yo! She be like you don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Papa, cuz I don't yo!
- The love kit!
- Battery acid!
- I better double-bag it. I don't know where that girl's been!
- ...at least they didn't put itching powder in your jock strap dude. My jock itch has jock itch. I hope the girls don't think I had a chubby all day!
- If anyone can the Wiley man can!
- Your a pretty swift guy for a girl my little chick-a-dee.
- You love it Eddie! That's what makes you so chuckalicious!
- Wake up hot stuff. That ain't daddy there ain't nothing there!
- Well, see, I'm gonna ask you out, and I'm kind of nervous about it. It's funny really.
- I haven't seen you my whole life and now you just come back and expect a relationship...I hate you!
- Get away from you lazy eyed psycho!
- Blow me! [Dr. Evil: What did you say, Scott?] I said...Show me!
- I have a gun, in my room, give me 5 seconds. I'll go get it. I'll bring it down here. We can shoot 'em together. It'll be fun! Bang! Dead. Done.
- Well, my friend sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight, and we're all, hey, quite hassling me cuz I don't speak French or whatever, and then the guys said something in Paris Talk, and we're all 'backoff!' and they're all 'get out' and we're like, 'make me!'...it was cool!
- Why y'all gotta waste my flava'- Damn
- Tell special K what he can do for you
- For your information there's a superman hunny down there just waitin... dyin to have sex with me!
- Scott Evil: It's no hassle--
- Dr. Evil: Shhh!
- Scott: But--
- Dr. Evil: Shhh!
- Scott: I'm--
- Dr. Evil: Shhh!
- Scott: All I'm say--
- Dr. Evil: Shhh!
- Scott: They're gonna get a--
- Dr. Evil: Shhh!
- Scott: I'm--
- Dr. Evil: Shhh!
- Scott: I'm just--
- Dr. Evil: Shhh!
- Scott: Would--
- Dr. Evil: Shhh... Knock knock
- Scott: Who's there?
- Dr. Evil: Shhh!
- Scott: but--
- Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named shhh! shhh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive
- This is it. It is finally time for Kenney Fisher to become da man. All ten finalists are present and accounted for. Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one at my disposal. 10 willing and able tour guides in the theme park of love. But who will it be? Which of you gorgeous 10 will be the lucky one? Ah, yo, Kareem baby wussup? Nine, which of you gorgeous nine, will be the lucky one?
- Damn! She's gonna think I got that premature evacuation
- Ashley, damn, you look beautiful [thanks] you check it out. I was reminiscing today and I was thinkin about that time in seventh grade. We was all playin spin the bottle in Lynn Eckheart's house. You remember that? [I guess] yeah well you and me never did get that kiss, right. I had this mad flashback of you starin at me all night, kinda gigglin wit your girlfriends, you remember that? [Oh! Oh I do remember that! you were eating Cheetos and that orange stuff was all stuck in your braces and nobody wanted to tell you. So you just kept on eatin' 'em. Ohmygawd, Lynn, I just thought that was the funniest thing! Lynn come over here! ohmygawd, I was telling little Kenney how we used to call him Chester Cheeta!]
- [Dr Evil: When the moon reaches its appropriate linear alignment, it will destroy Washington, DC. You see, I've turned the moon into what I call a
- What about your shoes... do they serve an orthopedic function??
- Scott Evil: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something? [Dr. Evil: No, no, no.]
- [Dr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And what is that, ladies and gentlemen?] Scott: because you never killed him when you got the chance, and you're a dope?
- I mean cuz my shit coulda been slamin with someone else!
- What is your problem?!?
- The shortys gonna be lining up to get with me
- Name: Kenney Fisher Activities: JV Basketball (one game) Future Plans: UCLA Quote: picture me rollin... Tupac
- Yo! I gotta have sex tonight!
- You don't even know me anymore...
- I figure all the Bitches in the class gonna be at this party ya know, I gotta give 'em all an equal opportunity at their special K yo!
- {Who's a fag?} Yo, both of y'all. That's a fragrance of love scented candle bitch, damn!!
- time is hunnys
- No thanks, no time!
- I'm going through some changes....
- This is Stan the Man Uric. Stanney's a Jew, which means he's really smart and says
