You may find the following disturbing because I may seem a little psychotic to you, but everything I say is all perfectly normal.
Hi, my name is Jenny. I'm from Alberta, Canada. The city I live in (Lethbridge) is pretty swell. All the men have breasts and the women have mustaches. It's very fun here, there's always something to do. If you want to go curling you can go curling. We've got all the curling facilities located in Lethbridge. I am involved in a whole bunch of community activities, clubs, and programs. I am a boy scout, a shriner, and I also belong to the local boys choir. When I grow up, I want to be a priest. I enjoy lots of sports. I'm a real athelete. I like curling, tennis, marco polo, and a whole bunch of other sports. Okay, seriously, I'm 17, and I think silverchair is the best band in the world. I saw silverchair live for the first time in 1999. They were so awesome, I can't even explain. My second favorite band has to be finger eleven, they kick rump. Me and my FRIEND Kaye have a finger eleven page, Fading Far Away.I play guitar. I have a fender strat and an accoustic guitar (yamaha). I am very fond of the soap "Passions" it happens to be the best show ever, next to the Simpsons of course.
<--Okay, is that NOT cool or what? I just couldn't resist....I mean....look at it....it's a guitar....and it's WALKING.....guitars don't do that! But this one does, cuz it's *special*. In MY heart anyways...
ThInGs ThAt RoCk
silverchair
finger eleven
Rage against the machine
Tool
Incubus
The Ataris
No Use For A Name
Millencollin
Linkin Park
Left Pencey
A Perfect Circle
Matthew Good Band
The Living End
System of a Down
Machinehead
Goldfinger
No Doubt
Korn
I mother earth
Edwin
Deftones
Spyll
Drummer of Serial Joe
Limp Bizkit
Fionna Apple
Moist
Jewel
OLP
The Simpsons
Passions
SNL
Tom Green
Who's Line is it Anyways?
My fish
Family Guy
Homer Simpson
Ralph Wiggim
Lucky Charms
Vegetables
Potatoes
Guitars
Smurfs
ThInGs ThAt SuCk
Kaye
Filthy prostitutes (Kaye)
People that Smell (Kaye)
Micheal Jackson
Richard Simmons
Len
Singer of Serial Joe
People that use the phrase "Stupid little immigrant"
Teletubbies
Kiddie porn
Jonathan Brandis
Moffats
Rider Strong
Jay Leno
Hanson
Dance Music
Guys that listen to dance music
Pantyhose
Brandy
Jennifer Love Hewwit
Antonio Banderas
Oatmeal
Crash Test Dummies
Great Big Sea
Curling
Name: Melon.....Walter Melon
Age: 17
Hair/eye color: black/brown hair, brown eyes
Height: 5'4"
Zodiac sign: Virrrrrgo
Where do you live now? Lethbridge
Pets? Fish that keep dying!
Food: Potatoes!! Pizza and lucky charms
Bands/Singers: silverchair, finger eleven, Tool, Rage, Linkin Park, The Ataris, System of a Down, Living End, Deftones, Incubus, Taproot, Matthew Good Band, Left Pencey, Limp, Blink, Goldfinger, Machinehead, IME, Jewel.....
Colors: Green and Black
Radio station: 106.7FM
Cartoon character(s):Ralph, Homer, Stewie (family guy), Rugrats, Care Bears, smurfs,Lucky Charms Leprechaun
Candy: Skittles
Movie: Blair Witch Project, people who thought that movie sucked are stupid! they dont' know anything!! They probably don't even know that rice smells good! They probably don't finish their rice when they have the chance to!!! They suck! They are filthy prostitutes and have lots of arm hair! And you know what? ARM HAIR SUCKS! No, but that movie seriously just fucked with my mind, and i've had nightmares ever since. It's actually probably my LEAST favorite movie. Also, i'd have to choose one of the porn films that kaye makes, but not the ones that she stars in...
TV show: Simpsons, Passions and the Real World. Passions is Kayes favorite show too!
Actor: Seth Green...JONATHAN BRANDIS!
Actress: Angelina Jolie
QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:
Do you do drugs/drink? Nooo.....I prefer sniffing old halloween candy (rockets)!! woooo!
Where do you shop? Uh, stores.
Do you swear a lot? Yeah, i've got the best comebacks ever.
What words/phrases do you over use? "ascertain" "Penis" "boourns"
Do you speak any other languages? Yes, lots -- French, Chinese, Spanish, German, Russian....
Do you want to get married? No, I don't
Do you want kids? I already have 29, but i never WANTED them. After they turned 3, i gave them to Kaye
Do you like to dance? Yes, I like to square dance
Do you smoke? No
Do you have a tattoo? I only wish
Do you have anything pierced? Yes, 10 ear piercings
Do you like McDonalds or Burger King? Micky D's!! I like the yo-yo skipper i got in my happy meal one day. she's fun
Do you think long distance relationships work? No, unless they live in Kipp. I'd date the guys in Kipp anyday!
Are you a cat or dog person? Dog, I don't like poodles though. They pee on my feet. I like Kaye's dog though. She bites peoples asses, and she sure likes to put her nose up peoples privates. She learned that from Kaye.
UM, OTHER QUESTIONS:
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? I would make myself look like bill gates. He's so beautiful. If everyone looked like Bill Gates, the world would be a better place. It would be frickin' PARADISE. I would hit on everyone around me cuz they would be so damn sexy. I wouldn't be able to contain myself. Think about it
If you were to be stuck on an island, what 3 things would you bring? Music, My guitar, and a hot guy in a speedo. That's all I need
If you could change your name...what would it be? Poofingers
What is the most f*cked up thing anyone has ever done to you? Not bringing me to Denny's
What is your most embarrassing moment? This one time when me and abi were selling lawn chairs and people slammed the doors on us. Also, the time abi took a piss on the playground slide while children were watching, i felt embarassed FOR him. And there was this other time when abi was stealing grass and flowers from a hookers front yard, and the leprechaun saw, and he started laughing, and then he told us to make mushroom houses.....
If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? I would be at Edgefest '99 all over again. Or else just drunk
What was/is the best advice ever given to you? "Hey poofingers! Take a shower!" and "Don't drink listerine ever again!"
What are your future goals/dreams? To see silverchair and finger eleven again, see tool and rage live, be married to the sexiest man alive (bill gates of course), get really good at guitar, meet Tom Green & shake his hand....go to ozzfest and warped tour this summer!
What is your favorite quote? "Don't mean to 'Russia' but we have to leave soon" hahahahahahahahahahaha "It's kind of cold out here. Can i please use your legs as earmuffs?" "Kaye, man, your dad has the nicest ass around." and also "Buck......BUCK FUTTER!!!!!"
What song describes YOU? Black Tangled Heart-silverchair, The Bum Bum Song (lonely swedish)-Tom Green, Can you feel the love tonite-Mr.Elton John, Koala Koala-Kaye and Jenny
Describe your dream guy/girl: Has to be male, has right body parts in proper places, has to make me laugh a lot, same music taste, plays guitar...Someone who can seranede me with exotic dancing...look like bill gates
Late night with...: Conan O'Brian!
EITHER/OR:
Rather be tall or short? Tall, but not too tall
Summer or winter? In between or winter
Bath or Shower? Neither
Sandals or Shoes? Sandals
Sun or Moon? Moon
Morning, Noon, or Night? Night
Jewelry or None? Jewelry is cool
HAVE YOU EVER.....
Played strip poker? noooo
Stayed up all night? Yes, I mean no...You see, my curfew is at 7pm, and I'm not allowed outside.
Snuck out of your house? Yes
Commited a crime? No.....
Stalked someone? No, but i've been stalked
Mooned anybody? I've mooned an open road with no one on it.....It was such a bright idea that it couldn't have been mine.......Maybe someone named chrustuna's!!!
DO YOU BELEIVE IN.....
Love at first sight? Nah
Ghosts? Oh yeah, makes me piss my pants
Aliens? yeah, they are always probing me
Reincarnation? Not really. I use to be a duck actually
Angels? i'm not sure yet, although puff daddy seems to be one
Psychics? No, Abi keeps CLAIMING that he is one, but he's a crack-baby
Heaven? Yes, since i'm from there
God? Yeah, I'm god too
A lot of this is just bullshit, don't take it seriously
