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If you have a webpage, I would really appreciate it if you put a badge on your page to show everyone that you a Member of Scott's Slave Cult. Click here to see the badges.
As I am overloaded with e-mails about people trying to join, I cannot personally respond to you telling you whether you have been added or not. Just check back to the page a week after you submitted.

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