Twelve Days of Brood War

On the first day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
A Zealot in the tech tree...

On the second day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech tree

On the third day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
Three stimmed marines
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech tree

On the fourth day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
Four Overlords
Three stimmed marines
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech tree

On the fifth day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
Five falling nukes!
Four Overlords
Three stimmed marines
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech tree

On the sixth day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
Six Templars storming
Five falling nukes!
Four Overlords
Three stimmed marines
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech tree

On the seventh day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
Seven Reavers creeping
Six Templars storming
Five falling nukes!
Four Overlords
Three stimmed marines
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech tree

On the eighth day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
Eight Drones a-gath'ring
Seven Reavers creeping
Six Templars storming
Five falling nukes!
Four Overlords
Three stimmed marines
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech tree

On the ninth day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
Nine larvae spawning
Eight Drones a-gath'ring
Seven Reavers creeping
Six Templars storming
Five falling nukes!
Four Overlords
Three stimmed marines
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech tree

On the tenth day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
Ten Vultures mining
Nine larvae spawning
Eight Drones a-gath'ring
Seven Reavers creeping
Six Templars storming
Five falling nukes!
Four Overlords
Three stimmed marines
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech tree

On the eleventh day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me
Eleven Mutas morphing
Ten Vultures mining
Nine larvae spawning
Eight Drones a-gath'ring
Seven Reavers creeping
Six Templars storming
Five falling nukes!
Four Overlords
Three stimmed marines
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech tree

On the twelfth day of Brood Wars, my true love gave to me..
(Deep breath)
Twelve newbies whining
Eleven Mutas morphing
Ten Vultures mining
Nine larvae spawning
Eight Drones a-gath'ring
Seven Reavers creeping
Six Templars storming
Five falling nukes!
Four Overlords
Three stimmed marines
Two Hydralisks
and a Zealot in the tech treeeeeee......

(*collapses*)

~ Written by Starkiller