Fun Things to Do in Elevators

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, d---it, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. Sit yoga style and start chanting " ohmmmmmm ... ohmmmmmm "
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
10. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
11. One word: Flatulence!
12. On the highest floor, hold the door open, look at the ceiling access door and yell "Jessica, I'm not leaving with out you!"
13. Do Tai Chi exercises.
14. Have Sex
15. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
16. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, d--n motion sickness!"
17. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
18. Meow occassionally.
19. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
20. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
21. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
22. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
23. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
25. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
26. Start a sing-along.
27. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
28. Play the harmonica.
29. Shadow box.
30. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
31. Lean against the button panel.
32. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
33. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
34. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
35. Bring a chair along.
36. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
37. Blow spit bubbles.
38. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
39. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
40. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
41. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
42. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
    
43. Faint
44. Start an arguement with yourself
45. Pull out your cell phone and say "Beam me up Scottie"
46. Look inside your coat, start crawling on the floor and mumble "that d--n snake..."

Joke Source - S.G.A