all in fun guys, all in fun.. ;)
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius.Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
They don't stop for directions.Why did God put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.Why don't women have men's brains?
Because they don't have penises to put them in.What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.Why do men masturbate?
It's sex with someone they love.Why were men given larger brains then dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.Why did God make men before women?
You need a rough draft before they reach perfection.Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
So he can tell if he is coming or going.How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.
Thanks to JLendall for this joke :)
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