We have an exclusive today, Intangir got to speak with an actual Ultralisk and we have the complete conversation logged! - Shadow (THE Spoon)
Recently I got the chance to talk with an ultralisk. Here is the conversation, in its original, unedited form:
Me: Hello there Mr. Ultra. What is it like being the suckiest unit in StarCraft?
Ultralisk: Hey what are you talking about?? Have you seen my stats?!
Me: Yes. I see 200 ore, 200 gas, 6(!!) supplies, and high placement in the tech tree which I do not care to climb.
Ultralisk: So what, I rip through enemies, with that 20 attack.
Me: Your point? I see dragoons with 20 attack much earlier than I can produce you. Oh and your sorry lack of air defense/attack leaves something to desire.
Ultralisk: That's why you bring some of my Muta friends, halfwit.
Me: My God! After all those resources you still demand more! Quite the greedy S.O.B. thou art.
Ultralisk: You would be greedy too if you were a fat a## :(
:dead silence:
Ultralisk: Okay, okay. I suck. But why would Blizzard do this to me? I have good stats for a Zerg afterall.
Me: I guess Blizzard wanted to make you a paradox... best stats for zerg yet the least used unit.
Ultralisk: Yeah I am kinda cool that way!
Me: Well I have to get going, o ugly one. One last question, have you ever played war2?
Ultralisk: Yes yes! I love that game, especially using dragons!
Me: Exactly.
*end of conversation*
-Intangir
P.S. I think StarCraft is a GREAT game but you must admit Ultralisks aren't very useful.
LOL !! I love it :) - tender fury
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