- May I put my firebat in your bunker?
- Thinking about you makes me warp in a pylon
- Lets go back to my hatchery and we'll see what evolves
- They call me The Overlord because when I'm done you'll be saying "Oh please don't let it be over, lord"
- Is that a Yamato cannon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me
- Want to spawn some broodlings, my queen
- Think you can handle my greater spire?
- Want to see my wraith, chicks love the wraith.
- They call me the Shield Battery because I recharge in an instant
- I don't like to rush
This was originally posted in the forums somewhere but I found it at Skollydogg's Terran Supply Depot
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