Signatures

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna' take this abuse!

"Today's subliminal thought is: "

Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.

"I smell blood and an era of prominent madmen."

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis" -Monty Python

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Got some of your own? Mail me :)