Let me try to make this a little more understandable to you guys who email me saying that I should say all this Sh#t about your girl. I'm not saying she's not gorgious, talented or nice. How do you think she made it to number one? I just makes me sick that the ENTIRE male population are basing thier ideas of beauty on her image. What am I going to do? I'm not going to go out, get a boob job, a tummy tuck, fix my nose, etc just to impress the public. I'm going to be the ugly person I am and win the guy of my dreams that way. I just need to get a certain beauty queen out of my way! Like I said before:
"I just want her to clean up her act... Or get some plastic surgery myself so I can take over her title as "Little Miss Perfect". Only then will I stop my bitching."
Let me have this little oppinion page, it helps my self confidence that tiny bit.
UPDATE! The winner of a Britney Spears look-a-like contest was a male, yes a male. Think about it for a second.
Growth spurt my butt!
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but Britney is 17, correct? It's a well known fact that girls don't get growth spurts, especially in a certain area of the body. But, Britty claims it was "just a growth spurt." NO! Not possible! It's just like saying that her hair grows over night... Those are called extensions buddy!
And now from the sick, yet strangly creative mind of Sarah:
