The Lost Dr Seuss Poem

I love my job, I love the pay!

I love it more and more each day. I love my boss, she is the best! I love her boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location,

I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and gray, And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,

There's nothing else I love so well. I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

I love my computer and its software;

I hug it often though it won't care. I love each program and every file. I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.

I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am. I love this work, I love these chores. I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job - I'll say it again -

I even love those friendly men. Those friendly men who've come today, In clean white coats to take me away!

~~Author Unknown~~