I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.
I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two years old. Where do I get my money?
Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year, and has been visited regularly by the clergy.
I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?
I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.
This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?
Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with cannot eat or do anything until he knows.
In answer to your letter; I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 lbs. I hope this is satisfactory.
I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my boy illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my three children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.
You have changed my boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?
In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
I have no children yet as my husband is a truck driver who works day and night.
I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks, and he don't do me no good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.
My husband had his project cut off two weeks ago, and I haven't had any relief since.
MORAL...BE CAREFUL HOW YOU COMPOSE YOUR LETTERS...
