Here's a little ditty I wrote one night, while the tune of It's a Small World was running through my head. Adults....Enjoy!

It's a world of typing,

A world of fax, It's the government after your income tax, It's the song being sung, By the really high strung, It's the real world after all.

It's the phone that rings when you're in the tub,

And the water you're swallowing, glub, glub,glub, It's the fat on your hips, From too many chips, It's the real world after all.

It's the real world after all,

It's the real world after all, It's the real world after all, It's the real world after all!

It's a world of black and a world of blue,

And your sense of humor must get you through, All those long, lonely days, When you're off in a haze, It's the real world after all.

It's the real world after all,

It's the real world after all, It's the real world after all, It's the real world after all!

It's a world of heartburn, a world of gas,

It's that physical test that you know you must pass, It's the tight under wire, That will make you perspire, It's the real world after all!

It's a world of hunger, a world of pain,

It's a world with more loss than there is of gain, But it's when you're aware, That you really don't care. It's the real world after all!