For all you hikers!!! One day, three men were hiking and
unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but
had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me
the strength to cross this river."POOF! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able
to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying,"Please God, give me the strength ..and
the tools to cross this river." POOF! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the
river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. The third man
had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please
God, give me the strength and the tools...and the intelligence... to cross this river."And POOF!
God turned him into a WOMAN!!!. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of
hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
~~Jokester unknown~~
My cousin Cathy sent this joke to me via email. I thought it was so good that I knew I had to put it on my site! Thanks Cathy!!!
