I Don't Know How To Kill Him
'I Don't Know How To Love Him' from Jesus Christ Superstar
By Scully

Scully is pondering on how to kill CSM

I don't know how to kill him, what to do how to murder him
He's told lies, do he must die
And I've killed so many men before in very many ways
He's just one more

Should I shoot his head
Or should he drown instead
Or exsanguinate
Or pierce the base of his neck
I never thought I'd come to this
I'll blame it on Krycek

Yet if he said he's sorry, I wouldn't care I'd still kill him
What a prick, who deserves the flick
And no one will care when he dies
They'll never want to know
Kill him for his lies
Kill him for his lies
He deserves to die.

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