MUSICAL SQUARES
Tape some colored squares of construction paper all around the floor. Explain to your guests that the game is called Musical Squares and at different times during the evening when the music stops, each guest should find a colored square and step on it each time the music stops.
At some point you stop the music playing and each guest must find a square to stand on or be out of the game. The one who is left without a square gets to decide when to stop the music next time.
Each time remove one square paper from the floor. At the beginning, have enough paper squares taped down for all guests minus one. The one ending up on the last square of paper gets a prize.
This game can be kept going during the entire party and can be a lot of fun if done right.
FUN FORTUNE
Give each one of your guests paper and pencils. Have them write down their answers as you read the following:
1. Write the numbers 1 thru 11 down on your paper on the left in a column.
2. Beside #1 and #2 write down ANY two numbers you choose.
3. Beside #3 and #7 write down one name in each place of members of the opposite sex you know.
4. Write anyone's name in #4, #5, and #6 place. It can be family or friends or anyone.
5. In #8 thru #11 places, write the names of four songs.
Finally, make a wish!
ANSWERS:
1. You must tell the number people in space #2 about this game you played for your wish to come true.
2. The person in space #3 is the person you love.
3. The person in space #7 is someone you like but can't work things out with.
4. You care most about the person in #4 space.
5. The person in #5 space is someone who knows you very well.
6. The person in #6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in #8 matches the person in space #3.
8. The song in #9 matches the person in space #7.
9. The song in #10 tell you most about your own mind.
10. The song in #11 tells how you feel about your life.
All this is done for fun!
DO YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND GAME?
Give each guest a copy of this game with a pencil and have them answer the 10 questions.
Make sure you save the answers for later.
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
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2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
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3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
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4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
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5. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
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6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
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7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
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8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
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9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
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10. This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 6 inches long. It's functioning is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, and ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in would most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound resulting from its well-lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely-hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax two or three times a day, but often much less. What is it?
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ANSWERS:
1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. Peanut Butter
4. Bubble Gum
5. An elevator
6. A nose
7. A newspaper boy
8. A glove
9. A Crane
10. A toothbrush
SCORING:
0-1 You Must Think of Nothing but Sex
2-4 Get your mind out of the gutter
5-8 Very good answers
9-10 Do you know what sex is?
BABY BOOMERS TRIVIA GAME
Fill in the blanks with answers that go back to the boomer years.
1. Name the Beatles. ____, ____, _____, _____.
2. Finish the line: "Lions and tigers and bears, __ __!"
3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" ___ _____ _____ ____.
4. What do M&M's do? ____ __ ____ ______, ___ __ ____ ____.
5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? ______ _____
6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _______ ____.
7."You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ___ _____ ____ _____ ____ _________."
8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we true boomers know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, M______ G. K_____.
9. M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: ___? _______ __ ____ ___.
10. "Brylcream: _ ______ ___ ____ __ ___."
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone ____ __.
12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line:"I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who? ___ _____ ___ ____ __ ____?"
13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh, huh...yea; what is it good for? __________ _______."
14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and ___ ________ ___.
15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway ___ ______.
16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, _____ _ ____ __ _______, I'm Popeye the sailor man."
17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ____ ______.
18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, __ _ _______ __ ___________."
19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have _______ _____ to kick around any more."
20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip, __ ___ ___ ____."
21. "I found my thrill, __ _________ ____."
22. "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ________ ___ ___."
23. "Good night, David." " ____ _____, ____."
24. "Liar, liar, _____ __ ____."
25."When it's least expected, you're elected; You're the star today. Smile! ______ __ ______ ______."
26. From our parents' day, as I recall, it was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and __ __ __."
27. One of our favorite soft drinks made at the soda fountain at the drug store was called a ______ Coke.
28. Who was the Lone Ranger's Indian pal? _____
29. What was Roy Rogers' horse named? _______
30. What slogan did (Richard Boone), Pallidin's calling card say on it?
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31. What female tonic was acclaimed to have "a baby in every bottle?" _____ _______
32. Sixteen tons, and what do you get? _______
___ _____, ___ ______ __ ____.
33. What was Roy Roger's dog's name? ______
34. What was Sky King's plane name? ________
35. What TV show had Ward, June, Wally, and Theodore (Beaver) Cleaver on it? _____ __ __ ______
Answers:
1. John, Paul, George, Ringo
2. Oh, my
3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
4. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
5. Wonder Bread
6. Cassius Clay
7. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
8. Maynard G. Krebbs
9. Why? Because we like you.
10. A little dab will do you.
11. Over 30
12. Who wrote the Book of Love
13. Absolutely nothing
14. The American way
15. Joe Namath
16. Cause I eats me spinach
17. Mary Martin
18. Is a failure to communicate.
19. Richard Nixon
20. To Big Bad John
21. On Blueberry Hill
22. Wherever you are.
23. Good night, Chet.
24. Pants on fire
25. You're on Candid Camera
26. He is us
27. Cherry
28. Tonto
29. Trigger
30. Have Gun, Will Travel
31. Lydia Pinkham
32. Another day older, and deeper in debt.
33. Bullet
34. Songbird
35. Leave It To Beaver
ANAGRAMS
Anagrams are words made from other words. See if you can decode these to make an appropriate statement. Each letter can be used only once.
1. GEORGE BUSH
2. DORMITORY
3. EVANGELIST
4. DESPERATION
5. THE MORSE CODE
6. SLOT MACHINES
7. MOTHER-IN-LAW
8. SNOOZE ALARMS
9. A DECIMAL POINT
10. PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
ANSWERS:
1. GEORGE BUSH = HE BUGS GORE
2. DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM
3. EVANGELIST = EVIL'S AGENT
4. DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT
5. THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS
6. SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN 'EM
7. MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER
8. SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS, NO MORE Z'S
9. A DECIMAL POINT = I'M A DOT IN PLACE
10. PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA = TO COPULATE
HE FINDS INTERN
LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER GAME
This is a good icebreaker if the guests don't know each other. Print a copy of this game for each guest and give them a pencil to use.
Answer the following questions to let the others learn something about yourself.
Let each one read their answers aloud after everyone has finished writing their answers.
1. What is your favorite book?
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2. Do you have a philosophy on life and if so, what is it?
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3. What are your three favorite colors?
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4. If you were stranded on a desert island, what three things would you want with you?
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5. What is your favorite type music?
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6. What is your favorite movie?
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7. What is your favorite ice cream? Dessert? Meal? Beverage?
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8. What are your three favorite TV programs?
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9. What are your hobbies or interests for your free time?
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10. What are some of your favorite Bible verses?
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11. Name three of your good points and three of your bad points.
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12. What one thing would you wish for if you would be granted a wish right now?
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13. Who is your favorite actor and actress?
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14. Name someone you admire.
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15. Define love.
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16. What is your favorite restaurant?
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17. Do you consider yourself to be a romantic? Why?
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18. Of all the 50 States, which one is your favorite to live and why?
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19. Where is the best place to take a vacation in your opinion and why?
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20. Who is your favorite music artist?
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THE GENDER TEST
There are 50 quick questions to answer here with two answers to choose from. They tell you if you are male or female from your answers.
Here is the link:
This is a funny thing to do with a group.
WHAT'S IN YOUR NAME?
These sites will analyze your name. A great party game.
Here are the links:
WHAT'S IN A PET'S NAME?
Same as above but for your pets' names.
The link is:
EVERYONE LIKES TO GET THEIR NATAL CHART DONE AT PARTIES
Kelli Fox is a good astrologer and will give free natal charts at the following link:
Other good sites for free natal charts are:
FREE TAROT READING
For a free three-card Tarot reading, go to this link:
CHANGE YOUR NAME GAME
Let each party guest determine what their name would be. Give them each a copy of this game and a pencil to record their names. Have fun!
Use the third (3rd) letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = poopsie
j = chim-chim
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = harpy
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second (2nd) letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = monkey
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = girdle
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth (4th) letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = brains
z = juice
MIXER DANCE
Gather everyone in a circle if possible and have the men in one circle to the outside, and the ladies in a circle on the inside. Begin to play your music. The men move to the left in a circular pattern and the ladies move to the right in a circular pattern. Have one person stop the music at intervals. Whoever you stop in front of is your dance partner until the music stops again, then you travel in the circular pattern until the music stops and repeat the process for about 10 minutes. This gives the group a chance to meet other guests. Let each couple dance for one or two minutes before stopping the music each time.
ANOTHER MIXER DANCE
If you don't have the room to make circles, you can give each guest a name of another guest when they arrive. Tell them to look for that person and when they find them they must dance with that person for one full dance. Then they must exchange names with someone else and repeat the process.
SPIN THE BOTTLE GAME
Gather the guests in a circle and put a large bottle in the middle. Have each person spin the bottle at least once. Whomever the spinning bottle lands on, the person spinning has to give that person a hug.
BURST THE BALLOONS GAME
Have enough 9-inch round balloons blown up beforehand for each person to have one and line your guests up in two or three rows. If you have three rows use three chairs. The chairs should have wooden or firm seats. If you use two lines just use two chairs. Place the chairs at the head of each line. Give each guest a blown-up large round balloon. At the word, GO, each guest goes to the chair in the front of that line and tries to sit on his/her balloon and burst it. Then the next one in that line does the same thing. The first line to burst all their balloons wins.
WHAT WAS SAID? GAME
Get all the guests to sit in a circle. The host whispers something to one of the guests, then in turn, each guest whispers what he/she heard that person say to the next person. At the end of the group, that person tells what was said. It rarely is what the host said to begin with though. The host should tell what was said in reality.
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT TO EAT CHOCOLATE? GAME
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (try for more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2
3. Add 5.
4. Multiply it by 50
I'll wait while you get the
calculator................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1751.... If you haven't, add 1750 ..........
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number .....
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are your age.
2001 IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK,
SO USE ONLY 2001 WHEN PLAYING THIS GAME PLEASE!
