The Good, The Bad and The Scary
Edition 2
January 21, 2000
Hey hey! Time for another edition of my wonderful column. (Okay, enough
with the sarcasm!) Sorry it took me so long to write again, but I've had a
lot of stuff going on lately. But I've written again, so we can all rejoice.
:-) Let's see what I thought of Raw this week, shall we? Yes, let's! :-)
The Good
--It's great that Cactus Jack came back, just 'cause Hunter really deserves
a Cactus-sized beating at the Rumble!! (I like Hunter, but come on, he IS
being just a bit of an ass lately!) But, there's a bad within the good,
'cause Mankind was my favorite face of Foley...I miss him already!
--Hey!! Hunter came out without Steph! I was pretty happy about that. :-)
--No offense to the Bossman, he's a nice guy in real life and all, but I
don't like his character...and I am so glad he finally lost the Hardcore
Title, he had it for so long!! Go Test!! :-)
--Hey, Jonathan Coachman is cool! Why? Because he's from my state, Missouri!
:-) I used to see him on Chiefs Update every Sunday morning...I think that's
the show he was on...okay, that's a bad within the good, 'cause I can't
remember where I saw him before. *LOL*
--D'Lo is just too adorable in that pimp outfit! I love it! :-)
--Whoo, that thing Edge did with his tongue was definetly good...*drool* I
can appreciate that. :-)
--Edge's pants are good too, I really like purple...come to think of it,
Christian's are good too...they look so soft! :-) And not to mention
Christian's got a really cute ass in those pants as well. *grin*
--Hey! Even though I'm not a big fan of his character, it's good to see
Bulldog back, good to see that he's better! :-)
--Hey, now I see why I've always liked Ivory...she doesn't want
T&A...neither do I! Well, at least if there has to be T&A, why can't we get
some guys' A too? *LOL* :-) But, a bad within the good, if Ivory is so
against T&A, why is she so willing to get her clothes ripped off? Hmm...oh
well.
--It's good that JR's warning us all in advance that we might see a little
too much at the Rumble...no, I don't mean Too Much, silly, although I
personally would like that if they brought back that gimmick just once! It
was hilarious! Those are my boys! *LOL* Anyway! *setting the train back on
the track after that little derailment* I mean, I'm glad he warned us all
that we might see bigger versions of what I see when I look at myself. *LOL*
I do believe I'll be taking a potty break during that match...I've said it
before, and I'll say it again, if I wanted to see that, I'd look at myself.
And I don't need to see it, it's not that special. :-)
--Go Mark Henry! Thank you for covering Mae up...some things, I really don't
care to see, and that's one of them. Of course, Harvey Whippleman is
something I really don't care to see either...oh well, at least he kept a
shirt on this time. *LOL*
--It's great that Austin's surgery went so well, I'm happy for him. :-) My
mom's happy too, for him and herself, since she's a HUGE Austin fan. :-) She
can't wait to see her man back in the WWF! I have to agree with her on that
one. :-)
--Aww, look at that smile on Rocky's face when they were showing that Austin
update thingie...too cute!! :-)
--Yay, a nice long rant from Rocky!! I love those! And awww, what he said to
Steve, he's such a sweetie!! :-)
--Haha, Rocky called Big Show monkey crap again! He hadn't done that in a
long time...it brings back memories for me, back when TBS was first brought
in and he and Rocky didn't exactly get along too splendidly.
--Whoo, as much as I liked Edge's tongue thing before, Rocky's was
better...it is always WONDERFUL...*drool* Excuse me while I get some ice!
:-)
--Chris Jericho!! He's always good. :-) And right after Rocky there? Oh
yeah, they're trying to KILL me with all the eye candy! :-)
--Woohoo, it's good to see someone beating on Buh Buh Ray Dudley...sorry,
not much of a Dudley fan here!
--Hey, Jeff taking his shirt off like that, that's good...*LOL* Although I'd
personally rather see Matt do it. :-)
--That move the Dudleys did with the table...I have to admit, that was just
awesome! But, a bad within the good, why'd they have to do it to the Hardys?
Poor guys...
--The Hollys!! They are VERY good, especially Crash, look at him when Bob
was making fun of him, he's just too damn adorable! :-)
--Hey, what's good? Rikishi has a match...that means he'll bring Too Cool
with him!!! Yahoo!! *doing the happy dance*
--Speaking of cool, they're doing Halftime Heat again this year, awesome! I
don't think they can top last year, though, funniest match I'd ever seen, I
swear it...even though Rocky lost. :-) The only way they can top it this
year is to have Rocky WIN something this year. :-)
--Hey, that camera is just stuck on Scottie...that's good...look at his cute
little stomach! Tee hee... :-)
--CJ is just too funny! Hehe...Rakasichi? Great Caeser's Ghost? Electric
Banana? Oh my...I was about to cry laughing...so, Chris, when are we gonna
get to see you do the Electric Banana, anyway? :-) Or can we just see YOUR
electric banana? *cough* Oh, sorry, that was dirty... :-) I can't help it,
it just happens. *grin*
--Oh man!! It's definte...the WWF IS trying to kill me, they're trying to do
it with overload!!! CJ, the Hollys and Too Cool, oh my! *LOL* If they just
added Rocky, I would explode! :-) Damn, that was cool. Hehehe...
--Too Cool dancing is always good...no, it's not good...it's better than
good...it's great...no, I got it, I got it, it's phat!! Yeah, baby! :-) Phat
and tight... :-) (Don't ask, joke from way back in high school...hehe)
--Ahh, Rocky got TBS back for what happened on Smackdown! Good boy, Rocky,
beat his big ol' ass! :-)
--Woohoo, Rocky gave TBS the People's Elbow! Yay! No show is complete
without the Elbow...or is that just the Rocky fanatic in me talking? :-)
The Bad
--Oh my...that beginning segment took so long before any action! I swear, I
almost fell asleep! Then Rocky came out, and I was awake. *LOL*
--What the heck is Big Show's problem?!? Rocky calls EVERYBODY a jabroni,
and he'd called Big Show one before. *LOL*
--Terri's adjusting herself up top...well, whoop-dee-doo! I don't find that
too enthralling myself. And the Miss Royal Rumble Swimsuit Competition? Oh
please!! Who thought of that?!? And why can't we have Mr. Royal Rumble
Speedo Competition? *LOL* Hey, equal opportunity. :-)
--Wait, wait, stop that ho train a minute. one of those hos, her shoes
REALLY didn't go with her outfit, it was pretty tacky. She musta dressed in
the dark or something...actually, yeah, that's a good explanation for a ho.
*LOL* I'm sorry, I'm big on shoes, always notice them, so I had to say
something about that. :-)
--WHY do they insist on constantly mentioning that Edge is engaged?!? They
must like rubbing it in to all us chicks who think he's really hot. *LOL*
Anyway, we know already, hush up about it!
--Man...why do they keep sticking D'Lo with the Godfather? Let D'Lo do solo
stuff, GF will just drag him down!! But, like I said up there, he looks cute
in the pimp outfit, so there's a plus side. :-)
--Edge just HAD to check on that ho, didn't he? Well, she shouldn't have
been standing up on the apron anyway...*LOL* And come on, not like Christian
hit her that hard...I could take more of a bump than that, and that's saying
a lot, considering I'm a big wuss. *LOL*
--And why didn't any of those hos want to go off with Christian?!? He's cute
too! And he's got a nice ass! *LOL*
--Ugh, Tori is so annoying lately!!! She needs to seek some mental help or
something. *LOL* But, then again, if Prince Albert walked in on me, I might
flip out too, 'cause I would think there was a gorilla in my room. *LOL*
--Gee, Kurt Angle's TBA opponent was Steve Blackman...oh, how exciting!
Watch me jump for joy. *LOL* Sorry, Blackman's got nice abs and all, but
he's just so BORING!
--That whole segment with the chicks was pretty bad...well, with the
exception of listening to (and seeing) Lawler freak out...*LOL* He is too
funny!! :-)
--Ick, Stephanie came out to do commentary...why doesn't the obnoxious,
bitchy Steph just shut up? Do us all a favor! *LOL*
--I swear, Rocky is gonna explode one day when he's ranting, wow, look at
those veins pop out of his neck!! Kinda scary as well...
--Terri's still with the Hardys...*sigh* Why? What purpose is she serving
besides giving the guys something to look at?
--Come on, Jeff...can we please just decide on one hair color and not ten?
It would look so much better with just one, maybe two...but the rainbow
thing, nah, I'm not diggin' it too much.
--Man, Bob still won't let cutie pie little Crashy talk! I hate that! He's
got an adorable voice, let the man talk! :-) (Helps that I have a thing for
him, doesn't it? *LOL*)
--Aww, Rikishi made Brian and Scottie go away!! Nooo!! Come back, my Cool
boys! *LOL*
--Damn it, Jericho still hasn't shaved his chin totally...come on already!!
Do it! Please? :-)
--Aww, Crashy got smushed again! Why is it always him?!? It's not fair!!
--Aack, why do they have to show Rikishi's ass anytime Scottie does The Worm
during their post-match dancing?!? I wanna see Scottie work it! *LOL* I
don't need to see the ass!! Please!
--Okay, what happened to Tori's clothes? You'd think that if you were as
paranoid as she was about guys staring at her and all that, that you'd wear
MORE clothes! Hmm...
The Scary!!
--OMG! Hunter! Getting all heated...talking about being sadistic...that's
pretty scary to me!!!
--Okay, I am actually rooting for The Acolytes now, that is scary,
considering I don't really like 'em. *LOL*
--Hardcore Test?!? Eek! I'm not used to seeing him in matches like that!
--Seeing Mae Young take her shirt off...that's like watching my grandma
strip or something! Yuck!
--Did you see that look on Buh Buh's face after his match?!? What was that?
He looks like he's totally lost it...moreso!
--Jericho vs. Rikishi scares me...please don't smush CJ!!! *LOL* I would
miss him! :-)
--Chyna could actually pull off that low blow on Rikishi...damn! How did she
find it?!? *LOL*
--So, Prince Albert likes to be dominated by women...ick, not an image I
needed in my mind, gee, thanks, Prince! *LOL*
Huh, not too much was scary this week...why is that? Because I know why,
because there was no Mideon and Viscera! *LOL* And I just happen to find
both of them to be rather scary! And they're both in the Rumble...*whimper*
Oh well, I've got Rocky and Crashy and Scottie and Brian to look at, so
woohoo! And gonna see Rocky win the Rumble, oh yeah, that will be very
cool.
So, I hope you all enjoyed my (wonderful...haha) opinions and have fun
watching the Rumble...see ya later! :-) Okay, here's what I'm gonna do from
now on, leave you all with a favorite WWF quote of mine in each column. Hope
you like 'em!
"Somebody needs to take the medication they've got me on!"--Al Snow
(one of my favorites, and I think it applies to me...hahaha.)
Waiting for the men in the white coats,
Katie
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