Then God said:
"Adam, cross the river".
Again Adam asked "Well and what's a river?"
And God explained
it.
A little later God said:
"Adam, climb that mountain".
And Adam asked: "What's a mountain, My Lord?"
And God explained it.
A little later God said:
"On the other side of the mountain, there you will find a cave."
Adam asked: "What's a cave My Lord?"
And God explained it.
A little later God went on:
"Adam, in the cave you will find a woman".
And Adam asked surprised: "What's a woman My Lord?"
And God explained it and said: "I want you to reproduce."
And Adam asked: "How are you doing this then?"
And for the hundredth time God explained it.
And there Adam went off, though the valley; cross the river; he climbed the mountain; found the cave; and found the woman.
Five minutes later, Adam was back again.
God, a little irritated, asked him: "And what's happened?"
And Adam answered:
"What's a headache?"
