Even the most unlikely people have some good in them--- Everyone has some reason for what they do--- Holy ground is peaceful--- The occasional flashback helps relieve tension--- We all need friends--- It's important to help people--- Money is useful, but it isn't everything--- Don't let people use you --- Always pay your parking tickets--- Don't fence merchandise - you meet the wrong kind of people --- Take a minute to tell children fairy tales--- Tell your Significant Other you love them --- Don't jump off buildings - it makes a mess --- Beware sultry black-haired women with swords --- There are no points for placing second --- Listen to your suspicions - ten to one they're right--- Don't go roaming in the mountains by yourself--- Learn to track - it might come in handy --- Try not to get into fights on New Year's Eve--- Don't be too proud to accept help --- Always have your sword handy --- Trenchcoats look great --- Keep your eye on what you're looking at--- All people need to know where they come from--- Trust your instincts --- The more the world changes, the more it stays the same--- Good people can make the world a better place--- Paris is a great place to visit --- All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing--- Don't drink things that are bad for you--- Sometimes it helps to confess your sins--- Weird things can happen at art shows --- The Paris Opera House attracts weirdos --- Be nice instead of nasty - it's so much easier for everyone--- Don't interrupt someone who is delivering a baby--- Obsession is often dangerous --- Don't get into fights near trains--- A new identity can be a way to start over, but only in an emergency--- Female thieves will get you into trouble--- Do not apologise for your life --- It's never too late to do something else--- The world of fashion can be brutal--- Before ordering, make sure you know what the menu says--- Don't tick off people with more power than you--- Don't play with swords unless you know what you're doing--- There's no such thing as bail in France--- Boiling oil can really hurt --- Try to get on with people --- Beware fanatics. They could get you killed.--- Relieve tension by exercising. Beating people up is generally not good. --- Bookstores hold many secrets--- When watching someone, remember: don't get caught--- Live for something, don't drift through life emotionlessly --- Put passion into whatever you do--- Always look for the positive side of things--- Decide where and how you want to spend your life--- Try to cheat Fate. It doesn't matter if you can't.Keep trying. --- Pay attention to warnings--- If someone kidnaps you, be resourceful. You might escape.--- Be prepared for anything--- Darkness is only the absence of light. You have four other senses. --- It's not a good idea to wander the streets in the middle of the night--- Let go of the past; nothing lasts forever--- Don't rush headlong into situations --- It pays to know a few foreign languages--- Nothing you do brings anyone back --- It isn't easy to kill people. Avoid it at all costs.--- Trying to counterfeit dollar bills will just give you more problems--- Never give up on your dreams--- Trying to fry someone at a crematorium is a really stupid idea --- Highlanders should stick together--- Know how to look after a baby - you'll have to eventually --- Having a few mountain-climbing skills can't hurt--- Don't let friends talk you into things - especially ones that might hurt--- There is more to life than the letter of the law--- Stay away from paint and painters --- Tell the truth. Lies are always discovered.--- Play by the rules whenever possible --- Don't let your neighbour take showers on your barge--- Vampires don't exist, but some things are just as scary --- Always have a way out--- Leave sarcophaguses closed --- Holding grudges only prolongs the pain --- Men always look good in togas --- Always have a sense of humour, especially when you're fighting for your life. --- When someone confronts you, make sure you're who they're looking for --- Don't brandish your sword in public. Especially not in broad daylight. --- People older than you sometimes know more--- Take a bath every day --- Don't ever doubt yourself--- If you make a vow to help someone, keep it--- Old friends are often the best --- Know who you are and stay true to it--- Respect other people's philosophies, but choose your own path--- Wanting a normal life is understandable, if not always possible --- Protect those you love as well as you can--- Listen to your mentor --- Question what you don't understand --- Tire irons can come in handy --- Stay out of parking garages --- Go to the park on occasion. It'll do you good. --- No matter your size, you can learn to defend yourself--- Every day you fish adds a year to your life--- Know all you can about someone before agreeing to marry them --- When someone says it's over repeatedly, they usually mean it --- Not all nightmares come from within--- Some things should not be done indoors--- Video cameras are often more trouble than they're worth --- Don't try to blackmail someone. You'll come unstuck.--- If you see two people fighting with swords, don't interrupt --- Stay out of things that don't concern you--- Too much glass in a house is just asking for trouble--- One tall story is fine. Too many will bore your audience.--- Great music will outlive us all--- If you want something, go for it. Refuse to be refused. --- If you cheat in any game, you'll pay for it--- Don't let others run your life, no matter how well they do it --- Make your own decisions about who your friends are --- People can change --- Take time to go to concerts and plays--- Unwind with a friend at the end of the day--- Learn how to use a computer --- Revenge doesn't change anything--- Rivalry, unchecked, can get you killed--- Don't make another adult's decisions for them--- Never underestimate your opponent --- Sometimes a normal life is impossible--- Don't blame others for your lot in life --- Don't trust men who listen to opera --- Know when to keep your pecker in your pants --- It's good to be a myth --- Live. Grow stronger. Fight another day.--- Age does not equal wisdom --- Civilizations rise and fall --- Our world is not an ant farm --- Interactive databases are fun --- Know when to improvise - and when not to --- The world has enough martyrs --- The view from the Eiffel Tower is great--- Life is about change --- Sometimes in life you have to do more than just watch--- Don't rely on a single sword technique--- Never trust someone whose name begins with 'K'--- Keep plenty of fake ID's handy --- Never correct a history professor --- It never hurts to be a little camera shy--- It's probably not a good idea to tango *really high* up --- If you kill someone, wait at least 5 minutes to make sure they're dead--- With a certain type of lover you can save a fortune in birth control --- Never let someone do something you should be doing--- Always be civil. Politeness doesn't cost anything. --- In some cultures minutes don't mean anything. Relax. --- Love them for all they're worth for whatever time they have --- Home is where the sword is --- Sometimes it's better just to disappear--- Maybe some legends are true--- We all have our rituals --- When someone tells you that revenge could get you killed, listen --- Make sure that it's justice you want, not revenge--- Sometimes there is no justice, only mercy --- The bigger the man's dog, the smaller the... --- Nature - you can't fight it --- Sometimes doing what you think is right can really hurt --- Luck, good or bad, is usually in the mind--- Some topics of study may seem impractical, but you never know --- The Crusades, it would appear, weren't much fun--- Never let a ten-year-old child near a sword --- When trying to survive, use whatever weapons you have--- One of each person on Earth is usually enough --- Don't take loans from the wrong people--- Sometimes promises are very hard to keep --- Never let the bad guy get away with it --- Housepainting can be relaxing --- The more you value life the longer you'll survive --- Always accept someone's phone number on a matchbook you never know when you might need the matches --- Chivalry is an outdated notion. Move with the times--- Never dump an unstable person and then turn your back on him or her --- 'Someone had to' is as good a reason as any --- Don't lose your head --- And remember, there can be only one.