Voodoodolly FAQ
Why Are You Writing A Stupid "About Me" Page?Because stupid people like to be nosey.

What's a VoodoodollyIII?Just a name I have used as my handle on e-mail accounts, music clubs, and anything else I have signed up for online. The III is because this is the third webpage I have made. Oh, I am so mysterious. Why Voodoodolly? Because it is one of my all time favorite songs by Siouxsie and the Banshees.

Where Do You Live, So I Can Stalk You?Charleston, SC...yes, forever.

Does Your Mom Really Beat You With Coathangers?No

What Do You Do?Right now I am a preschool teacher (three year olds) at the hoity toitiest preschool in Charleston. Every one of the kids there will probably inherit more money than I will ever make in my life! I am looking for an elementary teaching job for the fall. Which grade? I like fourth and fifth.

What Is Your Real Name?None of your business, stalker!

What Is Your Favorite Color?Black, grey, red

What Is Your Favorite Food/Restauraunts?Mexican, soul food, calamari, chicken adobo, all Asian food (especially Filipino, Japanese and Vietnamese), macaroni and cheese, blueberry yogurt, Milky Way Midnight candybars, the spaghetti that I make, miso soup, Frosted Mini Wheats, Fruity Pebbles, hamburgers, French Onion Sun Chips, Dukes Barbeque (in the hood I grew up in...but everyone is too scared to go there), Los Loros, Piccadilly Cafeteria (ha ha), Waffle House, and alot of stuff that is alot healthier than any of this other stuff!

What Are Your Musical Tastes?I think music is cool, neat, and fun. Tee hee! It is all I spend my money on. When I was in kindergarden, my dream was to be a rock star who drove a motorcycle, wore a skin tight red latex suit, smoked cigarettes and had long black hair down past my behind. Now I just want the rock star and long hair part. My hair is getting there. My mom said it sounded like I wanted to be my stepmom, who I didn't know at the time. I am all bipolar with my music. I mainly like gothic/industrial stuff, but at the same time I often need a fix of bubblegum music. I love Middle Eastern music and do not have enough of it. I can also get all into Latin music (but not Ricky Martin...more like Molotov, with their hardcore rapping selves!). For when I go dancing, I only will accept techno-type stuff. It just makes sense. I cannot stand to go to a club and they have on stuff that I can hear on the radio or what sounds like a "Sweatin' To The Oldies" video. Really, I can get into any type of music, except (there is always the except) jazz and most country. I just can't take that. If you look at my music page, you will see exactly what I like. Some of the things on there are very dated (elementary and middle school), so don't jump to the conclusion that I am out buying New Kids on the Block and Chicago today.

Do You Have Any Pets?Everyone wants to know this! I have a rockin' cat named Mr. Peepers. That's Zilla Peepers Gonzaga to you. He wears a grey tuxedo. His whole family has lived behind my grandma's house as strays for about five years and I have always fed them. About every cat in his family I have wanted to take in, but was not able to because I lived with my grandma at the time. She's not a cat person like me. Suddenly, this new batch is born and Xtina and I found them, and Peepers was the first one to be social with us. I took him home to Allen and, even though pets aren't allowed, he could not resist the Peeps! The name? Zilla because when we found him, he was all infected with some respiratory disease and meowed like Godzilla. Peepers because he is cool like Mr. Peepers, the Saturday Night Live character (a frantic monkey boy), and cause he needed eye drops when we first had him. He is also known as Peeps, Peekie, PeePie, Pooka, CaCoo (my personal favorite), PeekaPeeka, Peepsie, PeepsaPeepsa and Meowser. His birthday is May 14th, just like mine!

What Do you Like?Walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, and roses....just kidding. Peppermint Altoids (I would start with food), Allen, silver, musica, Spin Magazine, yoga, going dancing, watching drag shows (not the car types), cotton candy bubblegum, gatorade gum, cola bubblegum, gonzo grape bubblegum, cooking (especially Asian and Greek food), leopard print, Angel perfume (like church incense), Gaultier perfume/cologne, Tea Rose perfume, No.4711 cologne, Joop cologne, my new army green pocketbook, diaries, nerds, red walls, not eating at home, rollerskating at the place I went to when I was little, liquid eyeliner, religious art, cool/weird movies, Mr. Peepers, my computer room window's view, my Scottish ring, black pens, being in a phase where I am obsessed with doing or learning something for two weeks (I usually am always in the middle of one), my digital camera, my car, books, my hair, the smell of the papermill, the smell of chlorine, the smell of my cat, the smell of pluff mud, kitty headbutts to say hello, being happy, wallowing in my sadness when it makes me feel better, marshes and swamps, my grandma, and other things I will think of later.

If you had to fight someone to the death, would you rather do it while wrapped up like a mummy or by some random type of mario attack where you must jump onto the other person's head several times and squish them, while avoiding their trying to do the same to you i also want to know why!--Submitted by XtinaThis is a very good question! While the mummy wrapped fight seems virtually impossible, the Mario-style fight seems insanely violent. If fighting another mummified person (though we are both still alive), you have the "advantage" of them also being unable to move. I wonder, are our eyes bandaged, too? This could prove very difficult, but it sure would be funny to watch. Let me present to you some mummified fight moves...also known as Mummy Kata. Mummy Kata 1:The head butt. Difficulty level:1-Very Easy. Also, if the opponent's wrapping has come undone, he can be pulled towards you and bashed. Mummy Kata 2: The Spinning Tut. Difficulty Level-2-pretty easy. Again, if you opponent has a loose end, use special wrist action to pull and whip him into a tornado-like spin. If all goes as planned, he will spin til he is out of the city or until he bumps into something else, knocking him dead. Mummy Kata 3: Pyramid Flop. Difficulty Level:3-Requires some muscle strength. Once your opponent has fallen weak to other beatings, you can form an unside down V over his body, supporting your body with feet and hands, thus, the Pyramid shape. Let yourself go and fall onto him, hopefully knocking the wind out of him or breaking his ribs. Repeat until death. Finally, Mummy Kata 4: Sand Attack. Difficulty Level:0-Mummified brain can do this one. Once the opponent is down, use your mummified head to scoop and toss sand into his eyes. At least, this will blind him incredibly, and you can use any further techniques you can think of and have a very strong advantage.
As for the Mario-Style beating, I have chosen to not choose this method. I have perfected the Mummy Kata and I know that I am the only Master of it, thus, I will win. The Mario-Stlye has many disadvantages: blood, unexpected attacks, gangs of wing-ed demons that could be in the gang of your opponent, quicksand, cliffs, your body being unable to control itself because it's joystick of a brain is slow, having an opponent with unknown supermoves. This is an unpredictable and risky fight. Even though I am full of 26 years of fury never being released, I do not want to try this one. Anyway, having my head stomped on even once sounds very painful, especially since I am prone to migraines.

Are there any other links on this page that I MUST go to, but I might not find cause they are imbedded in other places? Most definitely! First, you HAVE to read my JOURNAL, cause that is what I update the most. I will be horribly offended if you don't! Other pages:
SPLURGE: My page of pictures of all my conquests while shopping that I want to share.
MI COCHE: That is, my car.
PELICULAS:That is, movies I wanna be in!
BOOKS!:Yeahh! Books I like!
Do you have a question to add to my FAQ? I will be more than thrilled to recieve and questions and post them on the list! That means YOU need to submit to the FAQ question box...NOW! E-mail a question and see the answer at warp speed!
Do it, I said!

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