Another Generic Looking Page, But This One Is About:LAS PELICULAS ME GUSTO (or however you say it)
REDNECK ZOMBIES: (Note: Must rent the COLLECTOR'S EDITION in oder to see ANYTHING. Regular copy is so edited that it is barely there.) A beautiful piece of art. Druggie teenagers go on a camping outing, only to be ravaged by REDNECK ZOMBIES. Why are they zombies? Negligence on the part of a transport vehicle of the US military, dumping a container of radioactive waste near their moonshine still. Intelligent rednecks decide to make it into swill. Watch it to see Tobacco Man (i.e.The Elephant Man rip off...wears burlap sack over his head because it is so eaten off by use of tobacco...an anti-tobacco campaign in this movie!), The Shaver, Ma and her Pig, and The Watch Movies of Chickens Being Debeaked while Holding a Female Prisoner creep. Super grocery store meat isle gore. Major cannibalization...feasts and more feasts! Cheesy, homemade, but hilarious!

NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Everyone's favorite Halloween/Christmas claymation! Even more fun when you have the soundtrack and learn the words to every song!

THE BIG HIT: Yeah, it's an action movie, but this one is actually interesting. Where are all the China Chow movies? I didn't even despise Marky Mark in this. Supercool soundtrack, too. Return it on time or Melvin Smiley will call you up.

LEGEND OF THE DRUNKEN MASTER: Jackie Chan rocks! I fell asleep on this movie the first time I watched it because it was late. Watched it the next day and proceeded to illegally tape it. The stepmom of Jackie isn't your typical Chinese woman. She's a sneaky, fighting, wisecracking mamma! Rutabaga Schmutabaga. Jackie uses his dad's style of fighting, drunken boxing, though the dad forbids it's use. See awesome moves such as Crazy Screwdriver Opening the Winebottle, Down the Hatch, Fair Maid Flirting With The Something, etc.

OLIVER: (Lionel Bart's 60's musical) I have always loved this musical. Looked foreward to it's showing every year on regular TV. Grim and bleak! Yahoo! Boy with the voice of a castrato! Yippie! I used to think Oliver was a little cutie...now I think Bill Sikes is! HA!

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS: Needless to say, Johnny Depp is in it. Aaah! And Benetio Del Toro, but with a billion pounds of weight gained for the role. Too bad. My nearly straight edged self is nutty about this druggie movie!

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE: yeah, yeah, you know all about this one. One of the few movies I have liked either Tom Cruise OR Brad Pitt in.

WILD AT HEART: Speaking of Christian Slater, this one comes to mind. Boy with monkey heart is antisocial. Starts nearly stalking (but in a NICE way) Marisa Tomei. Saves her live. Dies from monkey heart complications (meaning, monkey hearts can't handle love). Boo hoo!

THE CROW: I know. You know this one and are sick of it. Bad, bad script. Still, a cool movie. Good soundtrack!

ROMEO AND JULIET (Leonardo DiCaprio version): Colorful and fun, whee whee whee. Me like.

ROMEO AND JULIET (Zeferreli (?) Version)60's and pretty. Cool Romeo, cool Juliet. used to watch it before school in high school as a week-long mini series.

THE DOOM GENERATION: Allen hates it, or so he says! Johnathan Schaech ROCKS! Rose McGowan ROCKS! The guy that plays Jordan sort of rocks. Practically soft porn, now that I watch it again. Who cares. Disturbing. But I like movies like that.

TITUS: I HAVE to buy this one. Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus made into a totally gothed up movie! Must watch it again! These people are EEvil!

DRAGON: THE BRUCE LEE STORY: Just what it says!

THE FIFTH ELEMENT: Only Bruce Willis movie I ever liked. Crazily colorful, like Romeo and Juliet (DiCaprio). Gary Oldman is always in the best movies.

ALL DIVINE MOVIES: Are sick and twisted and disgusting and that's why they are funny! EXCEPT for the "rosary jobs". ug. But I am the only person besides Mike who appreciates them.

CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON: Like an opera in the trees!

SPIDER BABY: Sting! Sting! Crazy teenaged sisters who still dress like first graders and like to KILL!!!! Old black and white movie. Freaked out Jerry.

HOMOCIDAL: Saw this late one night. Another old black and white. Can't find it anywhere to watch it again. Sad. Crazy 1050's crossdresser who KILLLLLLLS!

LOST HIGHWAY: My mom threw this movie away when I let her borrow it because she said it was porn. As revenge, I have never given her back her Bridges of Madison County type book. I could have watched this over and over!

CRASH: People who have a fetish for car crashes! Interesting! Very cool movie.

EMPIRE OF THE SUN: Christian Bale as an innocent victim of war.

AMERICAN PSYCHO: Christian Bale as a psychotic businessman!

CITY OF LOST CHILDREN (French): Miette! Where are you?! Oh, she must be a lost child.

DELICATESSAN (French): Lets eat grandma!

HEATHERS: Did this inspire Columbine?

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS: It's stangely still growing on me.

FIGHT CLUB: Oops, another Brad Pitt movie I like.