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{The scene opens simply with B-Pac staring at the camera. He stares a few moments and then begins to speak.}

B-Pac: "Kid Galahad, not only do you look like a dumb-ass, you now sound like one too. Accusing me of being Smoke Dawg?! Is your eyesight that bad? Or maybe you thought you were being slick. Sure, Smokey and I have a past... but it looks like his future is over. Doctors don't expect him to ever step foot in the ring again with the damaged retina in his eye. And tell me another thing, did you really think that would change anything? It's too bad for you that I am not Smoke Dawg. He would be a much easier opponent than I am. Wouldn't you agree? Honestly, I don't give a s#!t if you do or not. Speaking of s#!t, your latest promo reeked of it.

{B-Pac holds the Kid Galahad promo and wrinkles his nose at it throwing it across the room into the wall.}

B-Pac: "Well, Kid Galahad, your weak attempt at making a comeback to my superiority has caused you to drop even more ground to me. Trying to point out the title of my promo as being "Falst Prophet" when I do not label the promos, I just star in them. Unlike your promos, Kid, people enjoy mine and don't come away feeling sorry for my mother as they do for yours. Not taking anything away from you though... I think that one day you could be a great superstar. Or on second thought, maybe not. You are just another nobody that comes around for a little while and disappears into thin air. So, Kid Galahad, prepare to get your money's worth out of this match but I'd advise you not to place any bets on the winner unless your investment is in B-Pac. I do not claim to be a prophet, but I can see Kid Galahad getting the ass whipping of his life come next Malice. The smart thing for you to do, Kid, is to just march your little Goldie Locks ass back to wherever the hell it was you came from and train harder. I don't know who ever told you that you had in-ring ability but chances are they were either drunk or playing a sick joke on you. And who gave you the right to take Mr. Roger's place with all of the children's stories? Oooh, I just can't wait to hear what story is next on "Story Time with Kiddie Galahad"! What a crock of crap!"

{With a look of disgust on his face, B-Pac spits on the ground and looks back into the camera.}

B-Pac: "That is what you mean to me, Kid Galahad... spit. Maybe I go too far when I say this but I don't care... F*** YOU KID GALAHAD! You have finally crossed that line with me you sorry sack of horse fesces. While I am out busting my ass for this IC title, you are screwing your horse up the ass. Who the hell are you to judge who I am? I'll tell you who... some ass-hole who thinks he is so better than everyone else not because of skill but because of false teachings. I never claim to be better than anyone but I am sure that I am more than capable of beating their ass. But that doesn't make me better, it just makes me able to beat their ass. You can go around casting judgement after judgement on me but just know that your judgement of me means ABSOLUTELY S#!T! So what if I change constantly?! At least I dont do the same dumb thing time after time after time as you do. Get some more bloody content if you want to have a chance. Things are different now that I have this belt. I am 100 percent satisfied that it will remain in my custody for a good long while. And I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LOSE IT TO YOU! As I said before, Kid Galahad, you can watch all the classics you want but while you watch the classics, I'll be making the classics."

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