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{B-Pac is seen waking out of an airport surrounded by security as fans swarm to him. He has his Intercontinental Title around his waist as always. A limo driver approaches him and the two men exchange words as B-Pac walks over and gets inside of the limo. The story picks up from there.}

B-Pac: "To the Compaq Center, driver."

Driver: "Sure thing, Mr. Pac. Say, how is that match-up looking for this Monday?

B-Pac: "Things are looking great for this Monday but I wish I could say the same for the next 20 minutes... this cameraman is cluttering the hell out of me back here! Hey, driver, could you roll up the window, I am going to cut my new promo from back here."

Driver: "Absolutely, sir."

{The window rolls up and the cameraman gets situated as B-Pac looks on impatiently at the clumsy fool. Finally after squirming this way and that, the cameraman signals to B-Pac to begin.}

B-Pac: "Kid Galahad, you may be wondering why I am putting out so many promos. The reason is simple... it's what the people want. They just can't wait to see me on their television screen everyday. You, on the other hand, have television networks drawing straws to see who is stuck with playing your promos. That isn't a good rep to have, Kid. Noone wants to be the same boring old nobody over and over but it is great of you to accept that part EACH AND EVERYDAY OF YOUR LIFE! But don't worry, being a nobody isn't bad and it doesn't make you any less of a person... it just makes you a NOBODY. The fact of the matter is, Kid Galahad, that I am not the same person you have beaten before... no, indeed I am more toned, more focused, more ambitious, more rugged, more everything and to beat me, you are going to have to do a little bit better than you are doing at the current time and a little bit better than you have ever done. As a matter of fact, you are already sitting at the "loser's table"... you're just waiting to be served. Tonite's special is "An Ass-Whippin' Suprise" prepared and delivered by Chef B-Pac and it's THE ONLY thing on the menu!

All jokes aside, Kid, it will be ONE HELL of a showdown, but come Monday, when all is said and done... the referee counts to three... the announcer says "AND STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION"... you already know the outcome will be a successful title defense by yours truely.

{The limo comes to a stop as fans surround the vehicle. A row of security guards clear an entrance into the "Shark Tank" as B-Pac exits the limo with a huge smile on his face. He signs a few autographs and takes off his IC Title holding it in the air as the crowd roars in a frenzy. He places the belt back on and continues into the Compaq Center.}