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Written 12/28/01



{B-Pac is sitting in his reclinder watching the latest edition of "the Selena" sitcom. Laughing, he turns the television off and yawns.}

B-Pac- "Selena, I must say that your promos are about as boring as watching a re-run of the Andy Griffith Show five times over. You say that you are something because you are the number 2 contender for the Intercontinental title and I am only the number 3 contender? Well, explain to me this... why am I so close to you in rankings when I have been here less than a month and you have been here for much much longer? Damn sure doesn't say much about your ability, huh. And as far as that little "Hell has no fury like a woman's scorn" quote goes... it should be "Hell has no fury like me whooping your ass all over Tampa, Florida"! My suggestion to you would be for you to stay in that little weight room until it is time for our match. Maybe you could even take some male horomones to bulk up some... on second thought, maybe you shouldn't. You already act like you have BALLS... it's too bad that you will fall short when it comes to strength and ability. Oh, and Selena... shave your damn legs, you're even starting to look like a man! Hmmm... you're not a man are you!?!? I AM GONNA BE SICK! I can't believe this... I have a match against a crossdressing homosexual!

{B-Pac jumps out of his chair and runs into the restroom slamming the door. The camera zooms in on the door as you hear puking noises coming from inside. The camera then cuts off.}



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