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{B-Pac is seen strolling into his locker room shortly after the conclusion of Malice with HIS new IC Title strapped tightly around his waist. He flops down in a fold-up chair and pours a bottle of Dasani over his head washing some of the blood from his face. He pats his belt and smiles to the camera with a look of satisfaction all over his face.}
B-Pac: "Well, if it's one thing that I hate, it's someone that can't get the job done. Just like good ol' Justin and Ichy... you guys failed... and miserably. The thing is, Justin, that you were out there not even 5 minutes earlier talking all "I'm gonna do it by myself. I don't need help". YOU LIED! You didn't do it by yourself and you needed lots of help. Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that I didn't... just that you cheated first! And Ichabod, I was the twisted referee / president long before you were, so STOP RIPPING ME OFF!"
"While I am on the subjects of failure and people who fail to get the job done, let's talk about the Nasty Dick Experience. Two more losers that failed almost as bad as Ichy and Justin. Not only did they screw Justin out of the match and cause him to lose, they managed to do something that they will regret... and that is piss me off even more. Keep counting down the days Dick... your time is coming. All in all, I am satisfied with the events that have just taken place. After all, I got MY IC title back and proved that I do what I say no matter what."
{B-Pac picks up a towel dries the water from his face and hair as he tosses the towel to the side. He looks back down to HIS IC Title and back to the camera.}
B-Pac: "One more thing before I head home. Justin, I say that since we don't like each other very much and would absolutely love to rip each other apart, we should add a stipulation or twelve to our match-up... do you have anything in mine? How about you Konnor Kingdom (whoever the hell Konnor Kingdom is)? Since you get a title shot after LOSING, you should want to make a big stip, right? I know I sure do. What I have in mind is something on the lines of a "Man of Steel" match, and if you're not familiar with that particular match, to win, you have to either pin or make your opponent submit. Simple enough? Hold on just a minute. The 3-counts are now 5-counts and if you want to win by submission, you have to make your opponent submit 3 times using 3 DIFFERENT moves. That sounds tempting, I know... but it doesn't seem to be quite enough, does it? How about we throw in a RAGE CAGE? You guess it, that is a hell-in-a-cell type cage BUT covered in barbed-wire. So, what do you say, guys? Do you accept my "Man of Steel in a Rage Cage" offer? If I am pushing you too far, let me know, fellas... I mean, it must be hard for you two to accept such a big match after you both LOST! C'mon, Ichabod... I thought you were going to punish me? This is like an amusement ride for me. I gotta fight both of these guys that lost? You can do better than that, Ichy, just apply yourself better or something."
{B-Pac snickers and points out his IC Title once again with a huge grin on his face. B-Pac flexes his muscles like the Hulkamaniac he is, as the screen fades to black.}
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