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{B-Pac is seen walking around backstage after Ruffhouse seemingly unaffected by the events that recently occured in the squared circle. He bounces his head to the music in hs discman as he grabs a bottle of Aquafina and a Gatorade Energy bar. As he makes his way back to his dressing room, he spots a piece of paper lying next to his door with the header reading 'Target Locked Line-up'. He picks it up and reads it ... B-Pac smiles and crunches the paper into a ball and tosses it back on the ground.}

B-Pac: "Yet another masked bastard, huh? You know, it seems that there are only two types of people that join this federation anymore... that is the freaky, make-up wearing goth / vampire types, and then there is sonsabitches that walk around in these stupid little masks that like to hide who they are from everyone until they FINALLY reveal the BIG suprise.. and then realize that nobody cares.. I have to admit though, I found that my partner, Jecht, has a certain mysteriousness about him. He's not like the other masked marvels, he acts as if the mask IS, in fact, his face... kind of freaks me out."

{B-Pac takes a bite of his energy bar and swings his locker room door open, entering the room still bobbing his head to the music. Once inside, he takes his headphones off and flips on the television to what looks to be home videos. B-Pac stares at the television with curiosity until a banner saying CNW appears. It's not home videos at all, just some rinky-dink fed that has house shows for pay-per-views. As names flash across the screen, he notices names like Justin Payne, Konner Kingdom, Dick Gazinya, Eminem, Darren Van Dam, and finally... B-PAC??!!??!! Outraged, B-Pac throws the remainder of his energy bar on the floor and begins yelling with his mouth full. Chunks and crumbs of granola fly everywhere as B-Pac calms down and chews the food in his mouth.}

B-Pac: "What in the freaking crap is this?! I didn't sign any contract for "CNW"! I thought that my lawyers had already cleared my name from such an embarrassing group of low-carders. Hell, I even got an out of court settlement of $5 million just for them mentioning me on their program and now I have a match against Darren Van Dam? It looks like CNW is about to be writing some HUGE royalty checks in the near future. I hope that putting WoW talent names on your cards brings you in plenty of extra money or else you'll have file bankrupcy to pay for performers that aren't even yours to start with!"

{Dick Gazinya is then seen in a promo for CNW saying some of the same things that B-Pac just did. B-Pac shakes his head and turns the television off in disgust.}

B-Pac: "That is exactly what they want you to do, Dick... you are giving them publicity. You shouldn't award them the pleasure of a 'real' Superstar appearing on their shows. But, all in all, I appreicate the fact that you would be man enough to stand up for not just yourself, but the other WoW Superstars."

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