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-[ The scene opens up inside the hotel room of B-Pac. He is out on his balcony smoking a cigarette and deep in throught. There a knock at the door and B-Pac gets up to see who it is. He swings the door open as a short, skinny, hairy guy stands there with a pizza box. ]-
Pizza Boy:
" Umm... did you order a pizza? Pepperoni, mushrooms and black olives? "
B-Pac:
" No, I didn't order a pizza. But give it here anyways. "
-[ B-Pac snatches the pizza from the boy and slams the door in his face. He tosses it on the bed and continues back out to his balony where he begins speaking. ]-
B-Pac:
" That dude looked just lime Tim Gorder. Speaking of Tim Gorder... why are you here in WoW? I must admit... your last promo was funny... but if you're going to play like that, you had better make sure you do a better job. I mean, I was actually disappointed that you didn't make me laugh more. You let me down, Gorder... but since you have discovered my love for singing, I think I will sing you a little song. That's right... this song right here is JUST for you... "
-[ B-Pac pops in a CD labeled "Yellow Side Up Instrumentals" and places it on track 2. ]-
"Did you ever make it as a wise man?
Could you cut it as a poor man stealing?
Tired of living like a blind man?
Sick of losing without a sense of meaning?
Gorder, this is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me that I'll beat your punk ass.
This is how you remind me that I'll beat your punk ass.
It's not like you could ever beat me.
I'll toss you over without feeling sorry.
This time you're mistaken and given me a reason to break you.
and I'll hurt you
I'll beat you
And toss you out to the very bottom
I hold your life in my hands
But it don't matter to me.
It's not like you really thought that.
I said I'd beat you and I swear I still will.
You must be feeling real dumb.
I won't just beat you, I'll damn near kill you.
and this is how you remind me that I'll beat your punk ass.
This is how you remind me that I'll beat your punk ass.
It's not like you could ever beat me.
I'll toss you over without feeling sorry.
This time you're mistaken and given me a reason to break you.
and I'll hurt you
I'll beat you
And toss you out to the very bottom
I hold your life in my hands
But it don't matter to me. "
-[ B-Pac looks down to his cigarette, in which the cherry has fallen out. He flicks it down to the street and goes back inside to get his pizza. He then notices that IT IS GONE AND HIS DOOR IS OPEN! He screams out a curse word and shoots out the door and to the elevator.... TIME LAPSE.... the elevator door opens on the bottom floor as B-Pac rushes out of it. He then spots a short, fat guy with a goatee darting out of the front door with a pizza box in his hands. B-Pac gives chase but forgets to open the doors as he bursts through, sending glass shattering everywhere. The scene the moves in slow motion as B-Pac continues the chase. He draws closer to the tubby perpetraitor. Finally catching up with the man not even 5 seconds later, B-Pac trips him up and sends him flopping to the ground. The fat guy wheezs and coughs as B-Pac socks him a few times in the face. ]-
B-Pac:
" So you like stealing from people, do you? "
Guy:
" NO! Sir, I didn't steal anything from you! Honest I didn't! "
B-Pac"
" Yeah, we'll see about that! "
-[ B-Pac picks up the pizza box from the ground beside the man and opens it. He takes a deep gulp and says "Oops". He tosses the box back down to the man and looks around before walking away at a quick pace. The scene begins to fade but suddenly comes back in focus to the man still lying on the ground but eating a big piece of anchovie and pineapple supreme pizza.... THEN the scene fades... to... black. ]-
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