-[ The scene opens up inside of B-Pac's home. He is seen sitting in his den area playing Dead to Rights on his X-Box. As he grows frusterated at getting gunned down by an angry mob of strippers and showgirls, he reaches over and cuts his game off. He leans back in his recliner and flips the television to WoW 24/7 where the new Triple X promo is just going off and a re-run of Sweet Cheapshot's promo begins playing. After watching it and having a good laugh at the sorry bastard's words, B-Pac turns off the television and looks to the camera. ]- B-Pac: "Ewww... sounds like someone has their panties in a wad. Well, pull them bitches out your box, X... we got some business to take care of. Since you say that I 'ducked out' at the thought of having to face you... I'm calling you out at Ring Wars. Let Wafer, Smokey, Cheaps, and Ichabod do their thing... but on the outside... I'm gonna beat your mouthy little ass by myself. It won't take long, so don't worry about it running much interference in the outcome of the match... unless you don't think you can take it and might get knocked the f**k out and can't finish the match up. What do you say, X? Just a short little fist fight for bragging rights... first blood is a bitch. Then after that, we can continue on as planned... TEAM IC turning into TEAM UNDISPUTED. Hmm... so much to say with so little time to say it. Cheapshots... where in the hell do you have the right to say ANYTHING about me living in Smokey's shadow when you're living up X's ass? Personally, I'd rather live in shadows than in assholes... but I guess you're used to it by now. The One Cheap Icon and the X'ed One aren't as tough and dangerous as you think they are. As a matter of fact, you guys strike about as much fear into the hearts of men as a little puppy that runs around and humps all of the pillows on the couch." "Yeah, sure, Cheapshits... you did have to work hard to get into Ring Wars. So did I. I had to re-work my contract negotiations, I had to think of a good plan to use Elite to screw over and get ahead once again... just like I did for King Karnage, I had to do all sorts of paperwork at the hospital... So, Cheatshops, I did at least double the work that you did to get into Ring Wars. But that makes no difference HOW we all got here... what matters is that we ARE here and that TEAM IC / ORS is the new dominant stable in WoW. Elite was just a short term plan to keep people tuning in each week and now that the short term plan has been replaced by longevity with the ORS, I'm afraid that Elite might be getting a lot less air time than usual. Isn't it about time for you guys to split anyway? I mean, this is the longest that you two have hung around just one place. I hear CSW is looking for new developmental talents... maybe you guys could make a name for yourselves there... ya bums." -[ At that moment, the doorbell rings and B-Pac gets up from his seat and walks over to the door before opening it. In walks Wafer with a slight smile on his face, scratching his head. ]- Wafer: "Hey... uhh... I see you did a nice job of cleaning this place up after Wicked and I... well, you know." B-Pac: "Yeah, I know... but you guys actually got the wrong house. You guys trashed my neighbor's yard... James Brown." Wafer: "Oh... damn Smernoff Ice. So, your neighbor is the godfather of soul, eh? Smooth." B-Pac: "Yeah, he's always having cook outs and stuff like that... but the SOB never invites me over anymore... ever since MTV picked me to do Cribs and not him." Wafer: "Hey... is he home? Let's go see him." -[ B-Pac nods his head and the two head off next door. They walk up to the front door of James Brown's house and ring the doorbell as a loud "OOooowwww" blares throughout the house. Wafer and B-Pac snicker as the door opens and there stands the man... James freaking Brown! ]- James Brown: "What you crackaz doing in my yard? You got 5 seconds to skidattle before I call da law to ya'lls asses." B-Pac: "It's your neighbor, B-Pac... and this is a good friend of mine, Wafer." James Brown: "B-Pac and Wafer? What kinda honky names them is?... but no matter, I'm a friendly man so I won't call the cops seeing as how you's is my neighbor and all. Say, white breads, you boys like bar-b-que?" Wafer: F**k yeah we like bar-b-que!" James Brown: "Well, good for you. Now get the hell off my property 'fo I splat'cho ass." -[ B-Pac and Wafer look at each other as James Brown slams the door in their faces. B-Pac shakes his head and the two begin to walk off. ]- Wafer: "Hey man... he was mean. I don't think I like James Brown anymore." B-Pac: "Yeah... he's an ass." -[ Just then, James Brown's door opens back up and JB steps outside, hollering at B-Pac and Wafer. "Hey, fellas... I was only playing. Why don't y'all come on in and have some chicken and ribs with me and my homies!" B-Pac and Wafer are more than pleased to oblige as they shrug their shoulders and head into the house. The scene fades... to... black. ]-

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