Guards- "Okay, but you're going to make us miss Smoke Dawg defend his title.... besides, this guy always comes back in a week or two anyway. Why don't we just keep him here for good."

Supervisor-" If that were legal, we would never let this guy out but it's not. Now, if you hurry back, maybe you won't miss the match. You're lucky I even let you guys get cable in here."

{The guards go get the patient and escourt him to the front office. The guards rush back so they won't miss the main event.}

Receptionist- "Sir, you're going to have to sign your real name in order for us to release you from this instituton."

Patient- "How do you know that B-Pac isn't my real name? If everyone knows me by that name, isn't it my real name? Or is it my fake name? Dammit, woman, you should be a patient here instead of a receptionist."

{B-Pac signs the name Brandon Ellis on the paper and walks out the door with a smirk on his face. The receptionist checks back over the paper before filing it.}

Receptionist- "Hmm... I didn't know that patient number 29860777 was getting out so soon....."

ONE WEEK LATER....

{The guards are watching Monday Malice again when a commercial for the upcoming PPV comes on announcing the current matches. The guards were particularly excited about the Tag Team Tournament that would be held. All of the sudden, the guard's jaws drop as they see who is in the line-up. It's B-Pac! The guy that just got out. The supervisor, who was watching the program with them, was stunned. Not because B-Pac was just released from the there... not because he had a title shot at New Force Rising... but because B-Pac was not supposed to be let out until January 1, 2010....}
{Later on Monday Malice, B-Pac had an interview with Ralph Lillard.}

Ralph Lillard- "Welcome, folks, I have a treat for you all tonite. I have with me one of the newest WOW superstars.... B-Pac. B-Pac, how does it feel to be a part of the greatest company ever and how do you plan to make an impact here?

B-Pac- "Well, RL... I can call you RL right? Of course I can! It's like this: This is a great company, I am a great person.... it just works out. Don't you think so? Sure you do! I look forward to my career here.

Ralph Lillard- "Umm, okay. You have a match at New Force Rising where you're teamed up with Blaze for a Tag Team Title Tournament.... What do you think your chances are and who do you feel that the greatest tag team ever is?

B-Pac- "You say that as if I don't know that.... I think... I know that after NFR is over, I will have a Tag Team Title.... Right? Right. As far as who the greatest tag team ever is... it's Me and any another superstar... how is that for an answer? Great, right? Now, if you don't mind, I have to go... as if you can't tell... I am being chased by billions of screaming fans...
{Just as he finishes speaking, B-Pac takes off running out of the arena.}

Raph Lillard- "But... I... don't see any fans.... ?!